Bored In Work 4 (3 Viewers)

[sparse]

But Kirstie, you miss the point of standing up. we men use the standing formation as a form toilet cleaning, we can use the momentum of the falling urine to dislodge any unwanted crud stains. Its actually pure genius when you think about it.

 

[krystal]

there wouldn't be any crud stains if men in shared houses cleaned the toilet more often. Oh, I mean at all.

Though my current male housemate is a bleedin' little champion what with the cleaning.

 

[manky mongrel]

Women are like fire hydrants on the bog.

Men: tinkle, dribble

women: PSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

It's a wonder they don't jet-propel themselves into the ceiling.

And it's a wonder men don't have better aim since they're dealing with lower pressures.

These are things I think about often.

 

[Hector Grey]

please kill me....

 

[#10-7]

Originally posted by pee pee


yeah, but you wear eyeliner.
you are asking for it

crap.
i just saw the tall one out of the westlifes walking though grafton street. his bouncer is taller though.

i just heard dave o'leary was sacked too. evryone's been texting me. hmmmnnn... i'll be very upset y'know....

 

[Hector Grey]

he certainly was.

as long as he fucks off somewhere and doesn't take of ireland, were laffin

 

[#10-7]

crap. i liked o'leary. even though he kept sayin' 'plc' and 'the lads' and 'as i say'...
future ireland manager too, for sure.

possibles:
Sven g e
Martin O'N
Mick McC
Gus H
Gordon S

i'd like sven or martin. mmmnnnn. or gus.

 

[Hector Grey]

weel, i really dislike leeds. and it won't be martin. he's a bhoy though and through. it'll be harry redknapp or someone equally amusing.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

So much pain. Just had two fillings. One was a front tooth

 

[Keeror]

Was it root canal?

It shouldn't hurt (too much) though.

Change dentist.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by kirstie


Interesting this.
I find that men say this and then think that they're justified in not ever, ever buying any bog roll, when in fact we all know that men spend literally hours pooing out great messy turds and using ridiulous amounts of loo paper in the process.

I buy bog roll

then the girls get up in the middle of the night and eat it

or something

its fairly obvious that girls use more bog roll, its not a big issue

but feel free to turn it into one... I'm pretty bored...

 

[coraline]

i just looked at the back of blood sugar sex magik and its 11 years old
i feel so old...


back to the sitting down/standing up thing, there is a website where us girls can learn to pee standing up, very disturbing, full of step by step instructions and photos and readers tips...

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

 

[nine]

What's the buzz?????????
i'm in the library in thunder bay surrounded by hicks,and me mates are checkin their exam results.i hope yis are all keepin it real over there.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Originally posted by Keeror
Was it root canal?

It shouldn't hurt (too much) though.

Change dentist.

Deep filling. May require root canal at a later stage. That will cost €280 and only €60 is covered by PRSI.

 

[#10-7]

Originally posted by nine
What's the buzz?????????
i'm in the library in thunder bay surrounded by hicks,and me mates are checkin their exam results.i hope yis are all keepin it real over there.

this post makes me want to vomit.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by coraline
i just looked at the back of blood sugar sex magik and its 11 years old
i feel so old...

Don't tell me! You know the band was originally formed in 1983 ????? Frusciante was 18...

 

[Goodbye]

Originally posted by kirstie


Yeah you're right, silly me. It's far better to stand up to take a piss, mis-aiming as you go, spraying the bathtoom fixtures and fittings, splashing the seat etc than sitting down nice and neat and getting it where it's supposed to go. i.e. down the toilet.

and yee always leave the seat down

 

[Dan]

Originally posted by coraline
i just looked at the back of blood sugar sex magik and its 11 years old
i feel so old...

When I was at the chilli peppers gig the other day I kept thinking that a lot of the audience were around fifteen years old, therefore born in 1987. So while they were learning to walk and talk, I was listening to appetite for destruction

 

[coraline]

last day of school .|..| .|..|

2 months off

 

[herv]

Originally posted by coraline
last day of school .|..| .|..|

2 months off

would you ever go take a running jump....

2 months off.

bah.

i'll give you two months off....