Bored In Work 36 (strings) (4 Viewers)

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by aoifed
"Then I look at you,
and the worlds alright with me,
aaaaah just one look at you,
and I know you've got to be
A Dermody"

song ruined forever

 

[mark]

are there not two of em? i heard one is lovely, but the other is dirty.

 

[Hector Grey]

huh?

 

[Buzzo]

Originally posted by mark
are there not two of em? i heard one is lovely, but the other is dirty.

Two Lovely days?
Two Bill Withers (they imposter has a moustache)?
Two Dermodys?

 

[Latex lizzie]

....stop pretending aoife you know your bros fess up.

 

[Alex]

Funny...

EXTRACTS OF ACTUAL LETTERS TO DUBLIN CORPORATION (da local authority)


Try and be extra careful the next time you fire a letter off to the
Corpo, because what you write might just be taken up wrong. Here is a
small sample of actual letters sent by council tenants last year:

** "I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he

put his foot in the hole in his back passage."

** "Their 18 year-old-son is continuously banging his balls against my
fence."

** "I am writing on behalf of my sink which is coming away from the
wall."

** "Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife
tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant."

** "Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
third so will you please send someone around to do something about it."

** "I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be
pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I
have on top of me every night."

** "The lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?"

** "This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we
can't get Network 2."

** "I want some repairs doing to my cooker as it backfired and burnt my

knob off."

** "The toilet is blocked and we can't bath the children until it is
cleared."

** "The man next door has a large erection in his back garden which is
unsightly and dangerous."

** "I need money to buy special medicine for my husband as he is unable

to masterbate his food."

** "In reply to your letter, I have already cohabited with your officer

with no results so far."

** "I am pleased to inform you that my husband who was reported
missing, is dead."

** "Sir, I am forwarding my marriage certificate and two children one
of which is a mistake as you will see."

** "Unless I get my husbands maintenance money soon I shall be obliged
to live an immortal life."

** "You have changed my little boy into a little girl. Will this
matter?"

** "In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in

the enclosed envelope."

** "I do not get any money from my son. He is in the army and his
regiment is at present manuring on Salisbury plain."

** "Re your dental enquiry. The teeth on top are alright but those on
my bottom are hurting dreadfully."

** " I am very annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate. This

is a lie as I married his father a week before he was born."

** "I am sorry I omitted to put down all my childrens' names. This was
due to contraceptional circumstances."

 

[Alex]

*ahem* this was meant to be in the bored in work post...... sorry!

 

[#10-7]

ha ha!
tea out my nose!



'my wife tripped and now she is pregnant'
classic!

 

[kstop]

Salisbury Plain?

Are you sure that's Dublin Corpo?

 

[Latex lizzie]

..actuall me arse that one has been knockin around for ages! last year indeedy! some one has been havin you on alex .

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by Latex lizzie
..actuall me arse that one has been knockin around for ages!

So what..?

 

[P. Littbarski]

to relieve some work boredom, why not watch the star wars rap

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_1403

 

[pete]

and i never even noticed:

Most users ever online was 55 on 26th February 2003 at 12:28 PM.

 

[Hector Grey]

i found this on the imdb... barry is back.

Barry Summary: Big brother meets halloween 8

I watch this film last night from the video shop and wish i pick another film now. This film was hard to watch with so many camera angel and had very little gore just like halloween 8 and the sound was alful and there not much plot to the film all in all it was rubbish. Only giving it a 3 becouase that man got his head chop off hahaha 3/10

 

[Buzzo]

I *heart* Barry 4eva.

 

[Hector Grey]

he's all that. not just him, all barrys it would seem. you gotta love barrys. except me. i'm related to two of them. eejits. simple folk.

 

[barry]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
he's all that. not just him, all barrys it would seem. you gotta love barrys. except me. i'm related to two of them. eejits. simple folk.

hay thanks hecter i was going to ask if your band woud support us actually.

 

[Latex lizzie]

..that's very clever..very..

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by barry
hay thanks hecter i was going to ask if your band woud support us actually.

support the beegees????!!!??! you're on, bazza.

 

[Speed Racer]

Bollix, more scary arrests.

Bollix. Now they've arrested one from Massive Attack



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2803829.stm