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[Janitor Jaxin]

The best nickname I ever came across was this chap from Malahide who was known locally as 'Guiney'. It was one of those nicknames that had become so attached to him, that for most, his real name was a mystery.
Anyway, the reason he acquired the moniker was because his father looked a little bit like a guy who used to work in Guineys.

Brilliant.

 

[#10-7]

Originally posted by snakybus
it's beor

rhymes with snore

Are they not Tuam words Lorcanzo? In Tuam they have their own language: "I solked a feak off the beor"

me bro's never been to tuam, so i'm presumin' not.. maybe one of his knacker mates was...

 

[Mathatma Scarfe]

There's a Scottish guy where I'm from they call Rhoda cos he says stuff like (in Scottish accent):

"See her over there, I rhoda (rode her)"

 

[madouva]

daft nicknames...

More stoopid nicknames:
CARPO = a mate's ginger-haired brother. Carpo is the Dublinised version of Carpet. From Carpet-head. Because he had thick bushy hair.
SUCKYAMAMASTITTY = for real! Something to do with some poor fucker's lips.
MICK = particularly cruel. Mate's little sister, who cut her hair short, and subsequently looked like a "he". This one lasted years.
Ho ho.

 

[Hector Grey]

nicknames are stupid buh.

 

[madouva]

Right.

Yeah. Whatever.

Dip.
Lah.

 

[Hector Grey]

Re: Right.

Originally posted by madouva
Yeah. Whatever.

Dip.
Lah.

darn tootin. you see, i should know, is the point.

 

[madouva]

So where were we?

 

[krystal]

garbage pail kids and biore pore strips
thats where

 

[madouva]

back to the sweets and the swearwords...

Lamest chocolate bar ever: TELEX
Best profanity: OTTER'S POCKET

Useless information: I am gaaaaaaaaaagging for a smoke. 27 days later. There's a movie title there. Maybe.

 

[#10-7]

i hate those strip things. i don't wanna look at my blackheads. good at taking off makeup though...

 

[Theseus Mock]

Re: back to the sweets and the swearwords...

Originally posted by madouva
Lamest chocolate bar ever: TELEX

most ironic chocolate bar ever: BIG BARS

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by lorcanzo
i hate those strip things. i don't wanna look at my blackheads. good at taking off makeup though...

biore pore strips are good at taking makeup off? Yeah, probably, if you glue about 45 of them to your face at roughly a cost of about 125 euro

 

[madouva]

bisca

Hilarious.
The Danes in Irish humour shocker.
I am eating real (like, made in Denmark, not Dublin) Danish Butter Cookies and they are made by company called BISCA.

DYA WANT A FOOKIN' BISCA YE FOOKIN' PRICKYA? FUCKING BATTERYA IF YEATME BISCA.

 

[#10-7]

well obviuosly not the whole face there luv, keep yer pants on. just bits of makeup, especially glitter. fucking takes yonks to get that shit off and the strip gets rid of it.

 

[krystal]

dermabrasion
that'll sort you out

 

[krystal]

national boiler awards

anyway
heres something we can all enjoy

http://www.sei.ie/content/content.asp?section_id=474&language_id=1&event_id=66

 

[Lolo]

Originally posted by silo
you could get a tattoo of stonehenge.

on yer head, like.

That's the plan. A very wee stonehenge with midgets dancing round it, of course. Right in the middle of my forehead.

 

[madouva]

TIMEWARP

Today FM has been on in the background here for the last hour or so. Philip Cawley is a wanker - he has played:
Wham
A-ha
INXS

You get the picture.
Sorry Philip, but that was about 2 decades ago.

Then again, I haven't gone into the other room to turn it off, have I?

FANCY A FUCKING BISCA?

 

[Ed]

Re: bisca

Originally posted by madouva
Hilarious.
The Danes in Irish humour shocker.
I am eating real (like, made in Denmark, not Dublin) Danish Butter Cookies and they are made by company called BISCA.

DYA WANT A FOOKIN' BISCA YE FOOKIN' PRICKYA? FUCKING BATTERYA IF YEATME BISCA.

That's the least amusing thing you've ever done and i've seen you dj at a 21st.

i also figured out last night that i'm waaaaaaaay better at pool when i'm drunk than when i'm sober, or maybe it was because everyone was drunk