Bored in Work 185 (3 Viewers)

[Corey]

Re: Too good for bored in work

well now, isnt this thread doing well!?

I don't like your tone.

 

[Wavioli]

Re: Too good for bored in work

hey lighten up pippi! I just meant it hasnt been merged yet.

CUNTS

 

[Corey]

Re: Too good for bored in work

hey lighten up pippi! I just meant it hasnt been merged yet.

CUNTS

You scare easy.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Re: Too good for bored in work

I don't like your skin tone.

racism = ignorism.
cop on.

 

[glen]

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=alisher71&items=25&which=all&interval=&page=1&frompage=-1&iid=-1&de=off

Must be the worst feedback ever.
Some great comments.

"PD say apt empty/now we need to join together so it's grand larceny 4 Alisher!!!"

106 negative responses, each looking for about $250.

The guy must have made about $250,000. He's probably 9 years old too.

 

[Corey]

For Conan fans. Watch out for barb bush.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/review-2005-p1.php

 

[nofriendo]

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=alisher71&items=25&which=all&interval=&page=1&frompage=-1&iid=-1&de=off

Must be the worst feedback ever.
Some great comments.

That is bloody great he got 108 people with this!! at average of 300 per person....ooohh 32400 squid. In fairness how stupid can num 108 !!

 

[queen kong]

mr pimms+Red Vines=

crazy delicious!

 

[Zeelander]

Can't access ebay but I'm intrigued. What was the scam?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Can't access ebay but I'm intrigued. What was the scam?

cheap iPods for thick losers

 

[nofriendo]

Might be worth watching this year!!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/05/film.oscars.reut/index.html

 

[inspector horse]

what, no billy crystal?... well fuck that then.

 

[Corey]

Re: Too good for bored in work

racism = ignorism.
cop on.

Tell it to my gas chamber you cry baby.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Re: Too good for bored in work

Tell it to my gas chamber you cry baby.

Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori. hahahahaha! ZINGGGGGG!

 

[frambosenshmak]

Re: Too good for bored in work

Fall in to my ass chamber you cry baby.

steady on old chap

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Re: Too good for bored in work

i mean, cop on.

 

[nofriendo]

what, no billy crystal?... well fuck that then.

I think he is busy starring in City Slickers 7: the search for curly's uncles corpse

 

[talkingllama]

poor kitty (kirstie: don't look). that kind of stuff it really quite horrific. i wonder what kindof punishment is usually handed out for stuff like this. anyone know?

http://www.breakingnews.ie/2006/01/05/story238079.html

 

[Bluto]

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed
by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
the month.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you
in the face.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a
pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more
pirates to him.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high
school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the
referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child.
Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then
proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said,
"Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back
five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw
it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry
sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a
roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually
a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that
day.

If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you get "Huck corn,
sir." That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska and burns the
entire state down.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while
she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he
grew a beard.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling,
"Bang!"

Crop circles are Chuck's way of telling the world that sometimes corn
needs to lie the fsck down.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records
it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and that those
listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to
matching him.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck allows
to live.

Chuck played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a handgun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

 

[Franco]

code ninja or glen deal with most of the queries round here.