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[avernus]

 

[Wavioli]

Gwan the Hoff

 

[Cormcolash]

http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html

 

[Bluto]

brain teaser
Read text first then click on the link
Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in China: "Everybody
has to cross the river".
The following rules apply:

1. Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

2. The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's
presence

3. The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's
presence

4. The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the
Policeman is not there

5. Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the
raft

6. To start click on the big blue circle on the right.

7. To move the people click on them.

8. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.

http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

 

[Bluto]

don't talk bad about your mother!

http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300

 

[jane]

Perpetual lotion machine:

http://www.cqsex.com/

 

[broken arm]

"well ma, it's like a playstation buh it's in me brain"

 

[nEiLo]

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people. So the other day, as passengers on a small commuter plane were waiting for the flight to leave, the entrance opened, and two men walked up the aisle, dressed in pilots' uniforms and both wearing dark glasses. One pilot was using a seeing-eye dog, and the other was tapping his way up the aisle with a white cane.
Nervous laughter spread throughout the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming!
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.
As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Up front in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says,


"You know Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die"

 

[Wavioli]

brain teaser
Read text first then click on the link
Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in China: "Everybody
has to cross the river".
The following rules apply:

1. Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

2. The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's
presence

3. The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's
presence

4. The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the
Policeman is not there

5. Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the
raft

6. To start click on the big blue circle on the right.

7. To move the people click on them.

8. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.

http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

Thats easy - just tell the policeman about the abusive parents, and tell the parents that child abuse is illegal, and you can leave whoever you want together...

truth is its really hard, but I did it i tells yah!

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Thats easy - just tell the policeman about the abusive parents, and tell the parents that child abuse is illegal, and you can leave whoever you want together...

truth is its really hard, but I did it i tells yah!

Is the dad the pope? Coz if he is, it makes it really easy!

 

[Wavioli]

 

[chutneyfarmer]

GOULET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chutneyfarmer]

GOULET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"Aw man, this guy, this fuckin' guy. Aw man."

 

[chutneyfarmer]

"GOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLLEEEEETTTTTTTTTT"

 

[chutneyfarmer]

"Why yes, i am Robert Goulet. And how may i help you you fine little filly?"

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"GOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLLEEEEETTTTTTTTTT"

 

[chutneyfarmer]

"The name's Goulet... ...Robert Goulet"

 

[chutneyfarmer]

"I AM THE GREAT... ....GOOOUUUULLLLLEEEETTTTT"​

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Hmmmm you smell just like my mother......












GOULET!