Bored in Work 146 (1 Viewer)

[Eddie Gorilla]

"Shockin' behaviour altogether"

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Why, if these pants didn't chaffe so much and i didn't have this ho on my arm, i'd probably look you stright in the eyes and say...

GOULET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"Tyeah. Just, just try it. I tell ya, I was knockin' de shite of lads twice yer size with me hurley yares ago"

 

[chutneyfarmer]

"Tyeah. Just, just try it. I tell ya, I was knockin' de shite of lads twice yer size with me hurley yares ago"

But look at ME! I've slick hair, a mean 'tache and fine bitches at my side. And i don't need to tell you that they're far far more attractive than that filthy muddy guttersnipe i've seen hanging off you're arm. You don't stand a chance. I mean, after all, i am...

GOULET!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"Yeh, you keep on talkin' Goolett until someday, you'll be walking alone along a street, possibly after a show or one of your private cocktail parties and then, when you go to turn off the main road down the side-street to your lair I will slowly walk out from behind that dumpster and I will follow you to the end of the road. I will remain completely silent until you go to walk up the steps to your house and I'll impale you on the fucking fence. Because I'm a dangerous man, Robby, and certainly not one you'd want to mess with."





..http://www.iol.ie/~mfogarty/wellie_files/wellie2.html

 

[chutneyfarmer]

"Yeh, you keep on talkin' Goolett until someday, you'll be walking alone along a street, possibly after a show or one of your private cocktail parties and then, when you go to turn off the main road down the side-street to your lair I will slowly walk out from behind that dumpster and I will follow you to the end of the road. I will remain completely silent until you go to walk up the steps to your house and I'll impale you on the fucking fence. Because I'm a dangerous man, Robby, and certainly not one you'd want to mess with."





..http://www.iol.ie/~mfogarty/wellie_files/wellie2.html

Why dear little man, it seems like you're in the mood for a bit of fisticuffs. Are you sure you want to do this??? I mean, look at my fine phisique. And you, you are nothing but a dirty theatre actor in a field!! I don't think you could possibly handle an ass beating by....

GOULET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[avernus]

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.