Bored in Work 141 (1 Viewer)

[billygannon]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

 

[pete]

new stuff as of this weekend:

thumped jukebox

added more of the mp3's tonight. there's a few more left to go up.... post any wonky genre stuff here

 

[avernus]

http://www.jade.datavol.com/

har har!

 

[Cormcolash]

http://www.jade.datavol.com/

har har!

MY EYES, MY EYYYEESSS! Fuckin hell they look absolutely fuckin horrible. Seriously, they all look like shit to me.

 

[avernus]

THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY

While the Society is not a "crackpot" group, it is opposed to the fashionable, politically correct Spherical Earth theory, which is expounded every day by so-called "scientists", the media and political leaders. The Society asserts that the Earth is flat and has five sides, that all places in the Universe named Springfield are merely links in higher-dimensional space to one place, and that all assertions are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true false and meaningless in some sense.

http://www.flat-earth.org/

 

[red]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

This program has won awards for providing
realistic conversation. (I think the judges must be
regular posters here....) Transcript:

You say:
Human: tomato
ALICE: Potato.
Human: how do you spell the plural of that?
ALICE: I spell it " the plural of that"
Human: no, I mean potato
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Tomato.
Human: no, i mean how do you spell the plural of potato?
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I spell it " the plural of potato".
Human: You already made that joke
ALICE: Thanks for pointing it out.
Human: is it potato or potatoes?
ALICE: That depends.
Human: on what?
ALICE: The context.
Human: the spelling depends on the context?
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: my god this is so fake
ALICE: Have you told many people that your god this is so fake?

 

[guy of the tiger]

Sounds like a conversation with an idiot

This program has won awards for providing
realistic conversation. (I think the judges must be
regular posters here....) Transcript:

You say:
Human: tomato
ALICE: Potato.
Human: how do you spell the plural of that?
ALICE: I spell it " the plural of that"
Human: no, I mean potato
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Tomato.
Human: no, i mean how do you spell the plural of potato?
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I spell it " the plural of potato".
Human: You already made that joke
ALICE: Thanks for pointing it out.
Human: is it potato or potatoes?
ALICE: That depends.
Human: on what?
ALICE: The context.
Human: the spelling depends on the context?
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: my god this is so fake
ALICE: Have you told many people that your god this is so fake?

 

[avernus]

 

[veryslowey]

 

[MDR]

Sounds like a conversation with an idiot

Or a conversation between idiots.

 

[Wavioli]

Its can get a tad sinister if you start insulting it:

Human: dublin ireland
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in dublin ireland.
Human: ah sure its only great
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Tell me more. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Human: the way people dont correct my spelling
ALICE: Which way is that?
Human: god you are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

 

[avernus]

much better

 

[Squack]

Re: fancy a bit of this?

so is she better than drew and jennifer?

 

[avernus]

Re: fancy a bit of this?

so is she better than drew and jennifer?

thats a dude crying. poor dude.

 

[guy of the tiger]

Re: fancy a bit of this?

I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me


just felt like bustin off some lyrics there

 

[guy of the tiger]

Re: fancy a bit of this?

http://www.geekgifts.co.uk/countdown/




bad language is a terrible thing.

 

[plug]

a neil hamburger moment:

what do you get if you cross elton john with a sabre tooth tiger?
I dunno. but you better keep it away from your ass..

 

[Stan Bowles]

a neil hamburger moment:

what do you get if you cross elton john with a sabre tooth tiger?
I dunno. but you better keep it away from your ass..

I'm sure he made that same joke three years ago....

 

[nEiLo]

Re: fancy a bit of this?

http://www.geekgifts.co.uk/countdown/




bad language is a terrible thing.

"T" vicar?

 

[avernus]