Black Wanker (1 Viewer)

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

hey Damo, remember you internet groomed me?

what does this mean?did damo ask you to be his groom on thumped?

 

[shitepipe]

i had a very disturbing wank-viewing experience yesterday but i promised the wanker in question that i woulnd't talk about it on thumped.

its ok, i was talking to lefty earlier and he said he didnt mind

 

[george mcfly]

what does this mean?did damo ask you to be his groom on thumped?

nah he pretended to go to the same primary school as i was pretending to go to

 

[Deleted member 3435]

Originally Posted by Super Dexta
i had a very disturbing wank-viewing experience yesterday but i promised the wanker in question that i woulnd't talk about it on thumped.

its ok, i was talking to lefty earlier and he said he didnt mind

he must really love you.

 

[shitepipe]

he must really love you.

i dare not speak it's name

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

How could i forget. But i prefer when i actually started grooming you.

 

[Wavioli]

This man is famed for doing it .....

Why on earth would anyone ever need a picture that size of bill cosby?

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

Why on earth would anyone ever need a picture that size of bill cosby?

for wrapping spare body parts in.

 

[Yurn!]

Or making a flag for Cosbinia, the Cosby homeworld.

 

[Bellatrix]

Cosbinia

Oh,oh-oh! You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about.

Y'see, jazz is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Jazz is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, jazz is like the new Coke - it'll be around forever.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

Oh,oh-oh! You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about.

Y'see, jazz is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Jazz is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, jazz is like the new Coke - it'll be around forever.

so will jizz

 

[Bellatrix]

so will jizz

Seems like that'll be around as long as you're swanning about in mini-skirts.

Hussy!

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

Seems like that'll be around as long as you're swanning about in mini-skirts.

Hussy!

shur im only wearin a belt next time, they are all the go!

 

[classic seanc]

boing!

 

[george mcfly]

shur im only wearin a belt next time, they are all the go!

i'll be there!
lad in hand!

shakin hands with the ferret!

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

i'll be there!
lad in hand!

shakin hands with the ferret!

l
come over here lover boy ! I'll keep me blue boots on!

P.S. ja , I do shite flowers!

 

[george mcfly]

l
come over here lover boy ! I'll keep me blue boots on!

grand so! i'll meet you down at the hedges

i'll be the lad who looks like courtney cox

 

[Yurn!]

He's hot.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

Tr[Am]ue you ride the finest horse [F]I have ever seen
[G]Standing 16' one or two, with ey[Am]es wild and green
A[Am]nd you ride the horse so well, [F]hands light to the touch
[G]I could never go with you no matter how I w[Am]anted to

R[Am]ide on,[F] see you,[G] I could never go with you no matter how I w[Am]anted to
Ride on, see you, I could never go with you no matter how I wanted to

When you ride into the night, with not a trace behind

Run you claw along my gut, one last time

I turn to face the empty space, where you used to lie

And look for a spark to light up the night

Through a teardrop in your eye

Chorus ( x 2 )

No matter how I w[F]anted to
No matter how I w[G]anted to
No matter how I w[Am]anted to


the song is from PJ's Guitar Chords & Lyrics site

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

use johnnys - there is a nasty dose of cock flu doing the rounds.