Lindas Martin
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more like greatest shitsevil bandit said:I got a sneak peep at the cover of their greatest hits album..
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more like greatest shitsevil bandit said:I got a sneak peep at the cover of their greatest hits album..
george mcfly said:hey guys, i think there's an imposter georgie out there!
scutter said:any word of you getting back together to do a reunion tour like Take That did??
don't break up before tonite. I want to see what yis are like first.
Gorge McFly said:too late im afraid the wounds are too deep if you get my meaning wink wink
george mcfly said:fuckin hell lads, Betamax Format have not split up
scutter said:good gig. Which 2 of you are the McFlys?
rowdy row tinka said:Theres only one packie bonner, theres only one packie bonner, one packie bonner...
why didnt ya play this ?
rowdy row tinka said:gurl not girl
are ya diggin Shalimar?
I am the real mcfly i am in a band its late 1991 and you are alone in your smelly bedsit surrounded by used kitchen rool from all the self pleasuring you have been doin a Aslan song comes on the radio and you begin to weep at the beauty of Christys voice and the anguish of heroin usage and as you cry you become stronger than you ever felt before and your small hairy body is contorted into horrible shapes and with much writheing in your own mess and filth, eventually after you suffer a moment of clarity you then deciede to create a band but this is no ordinary band a band with many many many tatooes and much more body hair than robin williams and a hairy mammoth you may be small in stature but you make up for that in your ability to ware illfitting clothes designed for ladies and small girl children except for a chain around your waist which is designed to keep your anus sown shut. The music is well like the music of the early eighties but without the same importance as it has been done before in the eighties and this is the nineties, but none the less you plough on with dogged determination, like a dog that continues to ride youre leg even though he has shot his load or had his balls removed . And the name of this band isgeorge mcfly said:the imposter mcfly has nothing to do with betamax..i'm georgie from betamax
HILAAAAAAAARRRRIOUS. STAY UP ALL WEEKEND THINKIN' OF THAT ONE??Gorge McFly said:I am the real mcfly i am in a band its late 1991 and you are alone in your smelly bedsit surrounded by used kitchen rool from all the self pleasuring you have been doin a Aslan song comes on the radio and you begin to weep at the beauty of Christys voice and the anguish of heroin usage and as you cry you become stronger than you ever felt before and your small hairy body is contorted into horrible shapes and with much writheing in your own mess and filth, eventually after you suffer a moment of clarity you then deciede to create a band but this is no ordinary band a band with many many many tatooes and much more body hair than robin williams and a hairy mammoth you may be small in stature but you make up for that in your ability to ware illfitting clothes designed for ladies and small girl children except for a chain around your waist which is designed to keep your anus sown shut. The music is well like the music of the early eighties but without the same importance as it has been done before in the eighties and this is the nineties, but none the less you plough on with dogged determination, like a dog that continues to ride youre leg even though he has shot his load or had his balls removed . And the name of this band is
THE VHS FORMAT.
Osama Van Halen said:HILAAAAAAAARRRRIOUS. STAY UP ALL WEEKEND THINKIN' OF THAT ONE??
THIS SORT OF SHIT JUST DOESN'T WORK, ON SO MANY LEVELS. ALL THE LEVELS IN FACT!
WHOEVER WROTE IT MUST MAKE SHIT BORING MUSIC THEMSELVES 'COZ THEIR 'ROASTING' ABILITIES ARE LABOURED AND DISAPPOINTING.
YAWNAQUANDO!!!
Gorge McFly said:thanks osama i think you are funny i need your praise !zed
RIGHT THEN. I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY. THERE'S A BIT OF SARCASM HIDDEN IN THERE SOMEWHERE. I JUST KNOW IT! FOLLOWING UP A 'YAWNAQUANDO!!!' WITH ANOTHER SLEEPING REFERENCE IS JUST PLAIN LAZY.Gorge McFly said:thanks osama i think you are funny i need your praise !zed
Osama Van Halen said:RIGHT THEN. I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY. THERE'S A BIT OF SARCASM HIDDEN IN THERE SOMEWHERE. I JUST KNOW IT! FOLLOWING UP A 'YAWNAQUANDO!!!' WITH ANOTHER SLEEPING REFERENCE IS JUST PLAIN LAZY.
YOU SOUND JUST AS POORLY CONCIEVED AND EXECUTED AS OSAMY VAN HAGAR. IF YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON.. WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS.
Owwww!
I get up, and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real
Ah, can't ya see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't ya see what I mean?
Ah, might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump
Go ahead an' jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Ow-oh! Hey, you! Who said that? Baby, how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin
So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't ya see what I mean?
Ah, might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Jump!
(Guitar Solo)
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Get it in, jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
SACKAQUAANNNNDOO!!!!
Gorge McFly said:thanks osama i think you are funny i need your praise !zed
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