Best Website in the world...ever !!! (1 Viewer)

[HarpoonFace]

www.subservientchicken.com

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[Chocohead]

that link is making the rounds alright

 

[cookiemonster]

i'd never seen a chicken breakdance before...

 

[roxy]

i'd never seen a chicken breakdance before...

There are certain things he will not do. ANd you know he will not do them coz he walks up tot he camera and does the ah-ah-ah shaky finger thing.

Other than that it's kinda fun for about 8 seconds.

 

[avernus]

yeah...I wont be asking him to masturbate again!

 

[HarpoonFace]

funnily enough he did a mock wank for me.

 

[ddmurph]

i think i posted that somewhere here before. anyway, get him to do an irish dance or a tango. must've taken ages to program all that shit. some people have way too much free time.

 

[Chocohead]

i'd say they more than likely videoed as many scenarios as possible (considering its such a small room) and then they have software that looks for keywords in the instructions typed in, and then pulls up the appropriate video chunk

 

[ddmurph]

yeah i'd say so aswell. how the fuck did they think of doing an irish dance though (it was a friend of mine told me about it ... there's no fucking way i would've thought of asking him it).
anyway, this has gotta be the best website ever ... what economists do all day:
http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/economists.htm

 

[Super Dexta]

Ha if the original post had said ANYTHING else, i was going to say "No it's not! It's the subservient chicken!"
He wouldn't tell me the meaning of life.... He did show me his arse though.

 

[Chocohead]

i tried to get him to pretend to be an alien (to which he stood there scratching his arse) and to smash the tv - but he walked out of the room

 

[Chocohead]

i did tell him to go fuck himself last week and a message i cant remember except that it said something about adult orientation filled out most of the screnn whilst the chicken was doing something behind it.

i must try that again then ....

 

[Chocohead]

naw - this time he just staggered around the place. damned chickens

 

[jane]

How did you all get to see his ass? The first thing I did, out of reflex, really, was type in 'ass', and he just came running toward the camera, flapping his wings. Now, I might be a vegetarian, but I know when something isn't an ass.

 

[jane]

I asked him to slide across the floor on his ass, and he just took the couch cushions and made a sandwich out of himself.

You call that sliding, you cock?

I don't.

I did, however enjoy his Irish Dancing, and I did get to see his ass. I like how he glances briefly over his shoulder, as if to say, 'Are you absolutely sure you want to see this?'

He farted, but it didn't involve any special effects. I guess you just have to trust him on it. He wouldn't take a dump. He just came up and shook his chicken finger in my face.

 

[avernus]

I asked him to slide across the floor on his ass, and he just took the couch cushions and made a sandwich out of himself.

You call that sliding, you cock?

I don't.

I did, however enjoy his Irish Dancing, and I did get to see his ass. I like how he glances briefly over his shoulder, as if to say, 'Are you absolutely sure you want to see this?'

He farted, but it didn't involve any special effects. I guess you just have to trust him on it. He wouldn't take a dump. He just came up and shook his chicken finger in my face.

wow you really hung in there. I asked him to play with his genitals and his reaction sent me running and screaming away.

although I could go back...but im busy.