Best Onion headlines ever (1 Viewer)

[frambosenshmak]

heres a good un from the irish film and television network site:

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]'Stephen Rea To Open Clones Film Festival'

[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]so hard to choose. they all look so like him!

"question to number 2: if you had to do 'that' scene from the crying game what would you have done differently from stephen?"
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[Lefty Frizzell]

You know the story there, "here barry mcguigans busy. Fuck it, give Stephen Rea a shout."

 

[Vinnie]

Nation's Porn Stars Demand to Be Fucked Harder

 

[Justin Toner]

On the death of Ronald Reagan:
"Reagan's body dies."

On the death of Dee Dee Ramone:
"Ramones reunion almost complete."

 

[Thayl]

"Stalin Announces Five-Year 'Everybody Dies' Plan."

 

[kthozoid]

'Clinton deploys vowels to Bosnia'

 

[kstop]

U.S. Techno-Industrial Base Eroding Due To Foreign Competition

 

[White Sugar]

Cat likes it doggy style.

 

[ICUH8N]

Collectible-Plate Industry Calls For Tragic Death Of Streisand

Police Homicide Investigation Uncovers Cap In Ass

One of my favourite point/counterpoints

 

[La La]

great thread. will have to go through my favourited stories and get back to ye....

 

[Doctor Muscles]

One of my favourite point/counterpoints

BAM!

 

[La La]

ah yeah:

freshly scented soap to cleanse irish

brits out.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Eat At Taco Bell

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"Malcolm X: 'I Also Have a Dream'"

 

[Yurn!]

'Clinto feels nations pain, breasts.'




'WA- headline cont'd on page 7'

 

[Sufi]

I liked this one recently

Loud Fake Laugh Misinterpreted As Loud Real Laugh In Critical Sarcasm Miscalculation


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51345

 

[nofriendo]

Christ Returns to NBA

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

on september 13th 2001

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

side graphic was a cop hugging a fireman, caption read

HUGGING UP 73%

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Al Qaeda developing dirty soldier

 

[Chad]

a couple of my faves

Mr. T releases pity list '84

and

local asshole even plays pool like an asshole...