best of 2003 (3 Viewers)

[Lili Marlene]

best gig: the wildhea-.... sum forty-.......

fuck, i give up already.

 

[the strange guy]

Best 'I want to fit in with the rest of the guys' trend-following: The Dublin back-hawk.

Best random act of violence on a Publican: Charlie Chawke and his missing leg.

Best molestation by a celebrity: Michael Jackson and Boy X.

Best guarantee: Converge

Best corporate sponsored magazine endorsed by radical squatters: Mongrel

Best moment in the 'Farnham ghetto: A pinkeyed, confused and stoned Dunchee running out in his bare feet after an ice cream van which sped up as he got closer.

Most unforseen event: Ror coming out as gay.

Second most unforseen act: Owensie defying the critics to prove that a diet of bucky and smoke does *not* make you infertile.

Best consumerist act: My hot as shit 30Gb mp3 player. Walkmans, Discmans and MiniDisc players are now officially for spas.

 

[nofunchee]

Best moment in the 'Farnham ghetto: A pinkeyed, confused and stoned Dunchee running out in his bare feet after an ice cream van which sped up as he got closer.

Bastard ice-cream nazi cunts.

 

[São Paulo Punk]

Best gig: Bastard Youth at the Warzone Fest

Best Irish Releases: The last Knifed one, Easpa Measa, Estel

Best Album of the Year: Super Punk 'Sexy World'

Best Festival: Warzone

Worst Hangover: Following the above

Most striking occurences:The baby boom(well, it fucking surprised me)
Getting the all clear at the STD clinic(few)

Most predictable occurence: Nev getting young girls

Biggest loss: Bastard Youth, that pouch with enough
for a few joints in it, my ability to drink Buckfast

What Dublin needs most in 2004: MORE BRAZILIAN WIVES

 

[W.]

http://www.ageofconsent.com/ireland.htm - wanted to pu this somewhere.. here is as good a place as any I suppose.

 

[yames]

14 for Iceland eh?
13 for Spain, eh??

 

[yames]

best newcomers: spain and iceland

 

[the strange guy]

Best scene slut: *edited*

 

[the strange guy]

Most striking occurences:...Getting the all clear at the STD clinic(few)

I'm surprised we're ALL in the clear. Especially after such close contact with each other over the years. All that friendly arse patting and cock shaking could have ended in tears. It would have been another classic Dublin punk moment to find we all had the virus.

Neither Nev, Dunchee, Ken nor Derenzy have been tested though, so stay away from them ladies. My cock is squeaky clean and I have the cert to prove it.

 

[W.]

Mooreys results came back grand too..
Someone in the scene - It's not my place to say who, I'll leave it up to them if they decide they want to tell you - did not get such good results from the STD clinic.

 

[the strange guy]

Wow, I'll never tell you a secret.

 

[Phil]

Again.

 

[the strange guy]

Best gig promoter: MCD for their tireless efforts to expand Dublin's music scene.

 

[Stephen]

best international man of mystery: JW(who else?)

 

[no_exit]

best show: a tie between any world/inferno show and the epoxies + hissyfits in brooklyn

best punk rock moment: getting kicked out of the pav

what ireland needs more of in 2004: more synth pop and keyboards and less punk altogether.

 

[Alan Remorse]

best gig: Funeral Diner in limerick, and half the bastards in the crowd weren't even listening

best album: Shai Hulud, "That within blood ill tempered"

best irish band: Ten Past Seven

Biggest hype of 2003: The Naut (not my cup of tea really)

biggest loss of 2003: Make Music in Cork, the greatest band rooms ever reduced to ash

nicest surprise of 2003: seeing Detonation from HOlland in Essex and being blown away


COCKS

 

[Phil]

best punk rock moment: getting kicked out of the pav

Oi oi!

 

[Cormcolash]

what ireland needs more of in 2004: more synth pop and keyboards and less punk altogether.

Damn straight.

 

[spuded]

MOST ROCKIN SHIT I'VE BEEN LISTENING TOO 2003.


Carcass, Dark Funeral, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Neurosis, Yaphet Kotto (proper emo!), Crimpshrine, Medication Time, Damad, Teen Cthulu, Wasted.

 

[Lili Marlene]

what ireland needs more of in 2004: more synth pop and keyboards and less punk altogether.

the begrudgers were doing that years ago....