Band (1 Viewer)

[Knacker]

Right. Gannon is going to take a plunge later this year. I want to start a band of my own. Nothing too serious. Maybe get an album of songs together and maybe do a couple of gigs somewhere. That'd be it.

No idea of where it could go, but think of a mixture between Guided By Voices and Cornelius with some Bjork and Paul Robeson thrown in for good measure.

The name of the band will be The Beards of Jesus

I'm as serious as cancer here. Bowel cancer that is.

Anyone interested just mail me at [email protected]

 

[Squack]

what the hell billy? u cant sing dance or play an instrument so what use will you be, unless you manage the band that is!

 

[the pope]

he's like puff daddy so.

can you rap, knacker?

 

[Squack]

unfortunately he cant, try as hard as he does the performing part of the musical front is not his forte!

 

[the pope]

well this ad is shaping up well.

i'm sure knacker is delighted you came on here to share his talents with us....

 

[Squack]

sorry billums
you are great and you would be great to start a band with
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[Knacker]

I rapped in front of 200 people. And jazz-danced.

Back in the old skool.

 

[Squack]

yes but then the alarm clock went off and you realised it was all a crazy dream

only kidding bless ya bill

 

[Ed]

i'd be in this band except, for the not being able to sing or play an instrument part.

 

[Unclealo]

I'll be in this 'Beards of Jesus' thing. Am I right in saying there'll be muktiple singing like Wu Tang Clan doing Barber shop quartet??