ask a moai (1 Viewer)

[taubstumm]

Dear moai, why did you only answer questions by girls? Goddamn shallow imparter of timeless wisdom

persistence is the twin sister of excellence -- one is a matter of quality and the other is a matter of time

 

[killy kill]

any yokes?

 

[taubstumm]

Dear Moai, WHY IS THUMPED SO UNSTABLE??

stability comes by examination of the contents of the mind, not by avoidance

 

[piratecore]

you are a bit of a sexy moai, give us a ride at ye?

 

[Lili Marlene]

is Calvin Harris's new album any good?

I'm inclined to think that it probably is and I should care about popular music but he really annoys me so you can decide for me.

 

[therealjohnny]

What is that weird spider in stephblunts parents house?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Dear Moai, why are my family so useless I need to take care of them?

 

[Cormcolash]

Dear Moai, for years I'm asking you why? Why are the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the world "Here is justice! Here is punishment! Here, in Moai?"