cracker jack
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A while back I was sitting down with my better half and a couple of mates having a few drinks when there was a knock at the door so I got up to answer.(I was pretty fucked up)
It turned out to be a guy trying to sell paintings that his wife had done and I really wasn't in the mood to talk and was trying to be too polite to tell him just to fuck off.
The convesation went a bit like this.
painting seller (ps) hi i'm selling some art that my wife did, would you like me to show you?
me- no
ps- oh c'mon you like art i can tell you want this
me- nah man i don't
ps-can i show you some?
me- no
ps- why not
me- cos i don't like art
ps- what do you mean you dont like art?
me-i don't like it
ps you dont like paintings
me -no
ps-pictures of any sort?
me-nah mate photos are the worst because they were there for the taking anyway
ps-music
me- gez don't get me started music is the worst form of art about (had Sore Throats-Disgrace To The Corpse Of Sid blasting over the stereo at the time)
ps-yeah from what i can hear you really dont like art do you?
me-you got it bud have a good day, later.
I shut the door went and sat down to everybody else pissing themselves laughing my mrs looked out the window and he was standing there on the footpath flipped her the finger and yelled out "fuck you lot" and left.
His wives pictures really were shit
It turned out to be a guy trying to sell paintings that his wife had done and I really wasn't in the mood to talk and was trying to be too polite to tell him just to fuck off.
The convesation went a bit like this.
painting seller (ps) hi i'm selling some art that my wife did, would you like me to show you?
me- no
ps- oh c'mon you like art i can tell you want this
me- nah man i don't
ps-can i show you some?
me- no
ps- why not
me- cos i don't like art
ps- what do you mean you dont like art?
me-i don't like it
ps you dont like paintings
me -no
ps-pictures of any sort?
me-nah mate photos are the worst because they were there for the taking anyway
ps-music
me- gez don't get me started music is the worst form of art about (had Sore Throats-Disgrace To The Corpse Of Sid blasting over the stereo at the time)
ps-yeah from what i can hear you really dont like art do you?
me-you got it bud have a good day, later.
I shut the door went and sat down to everybody else pissing themselves laughing my mrs looked out the window and he was standing there on the footpath flipped her the finger and yelled out "fuck you lot" and left.
His wives pictures really were shit