Anyone here a marketing consultant? (1 Viewer)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Anyone here a marketing consultant?

I think anyone that's a marketing consultant would probably approve.
It's a cunt thing.

 

[jane]

I think anyone that's a marketing consultant would probably approve.
It's a cunt thing.

I guess we could see the whole thing as a time saver. You can weed out the cunts pretty quickly, based on what placenames they use.

Dublin = Lots of people
Dubh Linn = Viking
Baile Atha Cliath = Gaelgoir
De Big Schmoke = culchie
Cuntopia = marketer

 

[rettucs]

SoDo is South of Docklands?

and I thought they came up with SoDa for 'South of Dame St Area' for that area with all those wanky bars?

this kind of smacks of lack of effort on someone's part.

Don't we have an Italian Quarter in Dublin now too? There near the Morrison hotel.

And isn't Moore St now chinatown?

And Parnell St Little Nigeria?

Does someone get paid to come up with this shit?

I blame bono

 

[classic seanc]

Rathmines is still crazy town.

 

[Froog]

North Of Ballymun Entertainment Region = NOBER.

 

[evil bandit]

I read in the North County Leader that half of Malahide own swords (or HOMOS as they prefer to be known) and they object to the 2nd terminal.

 

[jane]

I heard that the IFSC is now Kinda Near the Other side of BusaraS (KNOBS).

Amazing.

So do I invoice the Council now or wha?

We could do a sort of Brian Friel's Translations, updated for the douchebag generation.

Lady: But I live in Crumlin!

Douche: Roysh, we're just going to go ahead and spell that, uh, BALLSACK.

Lady: But that doesn't make any sense?

Douche: You know what makes sense? You shutting up, roysh. ROYSTON, bring me the sprayer!

[ROYSTON enters, carrying a large container with a hose and nozzle on the end]

Royston: Yah, like.

[ROYSTON sprays the Lady with BOILING HOT LIQUID SHIT]

Douche: I think this is called life imitating art, roysh.

 

[classic seanc]

So, why is it being renamed?

And who's renaming them?

 

[jane]

So, why is it being renamed?

And who's renaming them?

The answer to your question is in these new names, classic seanc -- SoDo=CUNTS.

 

[rettucs]

I heard that the IFSC is now Kinda Near the Other side of BusaraS (KNOBS).

surely in this time of recession we can allow naming rights to be sold to the highest bidder.

so the above could become, 'KNOBS, by Nokia', or something.

 

[classic seanc]

The answer to your question is in these new names, classic seanc -- SoDo=CUNTS.

I need an actual answer as to who's causing the dementia on this thread. And a reference to these names being used or something.

 

[Froog]

i hear most buses are Damn Early At The Harold's Cross Overlooking Calvin Kleins (DEATHCOCK)

 

[jane]

I saw it because -- this is true -- there's a SoDo Facebook group. On the group page is a screenshot of the Dubliner article in which names are named.

Is that what you mean?

If you find their heads, PLEASE TO BRING ME THEIR FACES FOR THE HURTENING.

 

[therealjohnny]

I saw it because -- this is true -- there's a SoDo Facebook group. .

NO!

 

[Lili Marlene]

thumped is now to be known as NOB

Not on boards.ie

 

[Lili Marlene]

NOB is for pricks

 

[jane]

NO!

Sorry, I was really trying not to mention that, not just because it would upset people, but because typing it out would only make it feel more real.

 

[krystal]

I saw it because -- this is true -- there's a SoDo Facebook group. On the group page is a screenshot of the Dubliner article in which names are named.

Is that what you mean?

If you find their heads, PLEASE TO BRING ME THEIR FACES FOR THE HURTENING.

LINK!!!!

 

[killy kill]

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7502226060

mmm, zeitgeist

 

[therealjohnny]

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7502226060

mmm, zeitgeist

for the love of fuck

why?