Anyone here a marketing consultant? (1 Viewer)

[jane]

If so, do you know the FUCKING GICKERSUCKERS who decided to 'rebrand' the fucking cunting cocklands as SoDo and NoDo?

BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WANT TO HURT THEM IN THEIR MARKETY FACES.

CUNTS(ULTANTS).

Sorry. I'm only just getting over 'SoDa' (not to be confused with SoDo). I just heard about this. It makes me want to break things.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Not as bad as Soho for the Liberties.

 

[classic seanc]

wha?

 

[jane]

WTF?

 

[shitepipe]

SoDo is no DUMBO

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[damien]

wha?

SOuth of HeustOn station

 

[jane]

Hi guyze, I'm rebranding my head as NoGe.

That's

NOrth of me GEe.

 

[classic seanc]

So what's SoDo and NoDo?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I'm waiting for SoDo.























(i'll get me coat.)

 

[jane]

WHY IT IS THE SOUTH DOCKLANDS, OF COURSE.

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS RINGSEND AND PEARSE STREET YOU SEE. BUT THAT IS FOR COMMONS AND GURRIERS.

AND THEN THERE IS NORTH DOCKLANDS OTHERWISE KNOWN AS SHERIFF STREET.

WHERE ARE THE HEADS OF THESE PEOPLE AND WHY AM I NOT RIGHT NOW HURTING THE FACE PARTS OF THEIR HEADS?

TELL ME THIS, FRIENDS, WILL THERE BE ANYTHING LEFT UNREBRANDED BY THE END OF THE 'NAUGHTIES?

(see what I did there?)

[hurts self in face]

 

[jane]

Say it with me now, people,

"SODO SAYS NO!"

Is Dublin just going to be renamed EaMan? (East of Manhattan?)

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

 

[Froog]

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Moccatown and Bagel Avenue should be their names.

 

[ann post]

this makes me ill

 

[jane]

I need to be sick, too.

WHICH WAY TO VOMITTOWN?

 

[oh shit]

get out of the way of progress, luddites
you don't belong in sodo

 

[Scientician 0.8]

The Auld Sodo.

 

[ann post]

i feel like it was done by text message, it reeks of text message.

 

[krystal]

has anyone mentioned bi-mon sci-fi con yet?

I just sighed when I read that about sodo and bobo and dodo and whatever the fuck - in the DUBLINER, of all places - a couple of months ago. Thick.