'anne sexton on why she loves oral sex!!!' (2 Viewers)

[MDR]

you know there's a job going in there if you're really interested

Sorry, I'm holding out for NMÉ

 

[classic seanc]

They gave ShitPress out free in UCC last week. They boasted on the cover that their readership has just doubled. Would that be anything to do with their giving out about 100,000 free copies in Irish universities? Nah, couldn't be. I've never been so shocked at how little there was in a mag with over 100 pages.

They only have a circulation of 20000 last I checked, which surprised me, would have thought there'd be more people buying it to check out "what's going on".
They used to give it out free in my college too. Except it was always the previous fortnights issue.

 

[lympog]

Quiet you, i'm on a 6 week plan here

week 4 and still no change - you losing it
if your trousers get any tighter, i'll get dave QK after ya - he'll know what to do

- leigh

 

[classic seanc]

So, why does she love oral sex?

 

[Osama Van Halen]

So, why does she love oral sex?

SHE HAS TO. SHE'S A SEX COLUMNIST. HOT ON THE HEELS OF THAT 'SEX IN THE CITY' GIRL. OH WAIT.... THAT WAS YEARS AGO.

HOTPRESS YOU FUCKIN' MORONS.
LATE ON THE BAND WAGON BY ABOUT 5 YEARS.
USELESS SHITBASKET BASTARDS.

AS I RECALL... WHEN SHE FIRST (DIS)GRACED THE SHIT TICKET PAGES OF HOTPRESS THE AD WAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS....

'ANNE SEXTON SEXES UP SEX!!
OUR NEW SEX COLUMNIST. SEXY.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX.
DID WE MENTION SEX? SEEXXX!!.


OUT NOW!'

SEXTON...ALLAHQUAANNNDON'T

EVER

HAVE

SEX

 

[Wilbert]

I would imagine "sex guru" Ann Sexton has a varied and cultured collection of STDs. Dipping your tongue in there would be like licking the inside of a medical waste bag.

....or a 9 volt battery.

 

[lympog]

....or a 9 volt battery.

hmm...they taste good
- leigh

 

[Pat Pockets]

Tom Dunne is a fat cunt.

Yeah but ye can bet if the wind wont catch you he will...

 

[classic seanc]

I wonder what does her parents think of all this.

 

[lympog]

I wonder what does her parents think of all this.

apparently they are good catholic parents

 

[classic seanc]

That's naughty

 

[IFF]

i bought Hotpress once

what a load of crap

also hotpress are going through financial problems according to your guy in the ireland on sunday as he found a promo cd that was sent to hotpress in a second hand cd shop befor eth album was released

 

[the dirty weed]

i bought Hotpress once

what a load of crap

also hotpress are going through financial problems according to your guy in the ireland on sunday as he found a promo cd that was sent to hotpress in a second hand cd shop befor eth album was released

aye, the fact that some hot press journo decided to make a few quid flogging some crap cd they've been sent hardly makes for concrete evidence they're having financial problems not that i give a fuck, like.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I went for an interview with Hot Press in the mid-1990s.
Niall Stokes and some smarmy lady did the talking. Condescending pair of pricks who assumed that just because I worked in a bank I knew nothing about music and other shit.

The cunts never got back to me to say whether I got the job or not either. Very bad manners.

 

[classic seanc]

I popped into the HP office recently. I was intimidated. It was in the middle of my giving up the smokes misadventure, which didn't help.

But now like, I'd be all cool about it and all.

 

[dudley]

The cunts never got back to me to say whether I got the job or not either. Very bad manners.

well, you might get it yet, i know it would take me a long time to make up my mind about you


!ninjaaaa

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

But now like, I'd be all cool about it and all.

i should hope so.have they still got that pretty receptionist?

 

[classic seanc]

They had a pretty receptionist.

I assume pretty receptionist's are par for the course

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

They had a pretty receptionist.

I assume pretty receptionist's are par for the course

well,half are pretty then the other half are mad oul wans who actually can work as opposed to being eye candy.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

well, you might get it yet, i know it would take me a long time to make up my mind about you


!ninjaaaa

Hmmm.
I don't how to take that.