American Analog Set - this wednesday (1 Viewer)

[snakybus]

some days 'e does
some days 'e doesn't

the daisy: for the days when he doesn't

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

so am i right in thinking that you'd have kitty's face on absolutely everything if you could? ... this is the part i ain't getting. you so do have the horn for hello kitty...

Originally posted by Lolo
You are correct, however, the idea of a vibrator with Mr Osterberg's head on it is even more disturbing than having a cute plastic Japanese kitten.

I should also point out that, like the guitar, I want the vibrator for kitsch value alone, not 'cause I'd find it, em, alluring....

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by AlphaRelish
pants, you gotta explain this shit to me some time, i'm just not getting it.

maybe I could explain it over a candle light supper?

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

will the kitty be joining us? ooo, i've got a pink coctail dress you know... kinda irresistible

Originally posted by Pantone247
maybe I could explain it over a candle light supper?

 

[snakybus]

hooooooooooooooo yih

uh

gotta give the peeps what they need

uh

get in that dress hag, you tart

I got me love sandals on

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by snakybus
I got me love sandals on

hey, you got love sandals?

I only got a pair of fucking flip flops

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

i suspect love sandles might be snaky's way of saying multiple orgasm or something?

 

[snakybus]

love sandals make you go faster and wilder

I bought them off a jamaican lad

they're like Billy's Boots except for doing the narsty, not football

 

[Pantone247]

here a pic of Snaky modelling his Love Sanals

pretty damn stylish

btw - you have such petite little feet Snaky

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

ha ha ha, this is all deadly... wilder did you say?

 

[snakybus]

yep, patnut, you got it all wrong

mine are leathery and sexy

when I saw 'em, I never believed it, but the Jamaican dude was all like "Just try dem on, mon."

so I did, and whatever happened, something came over me and grabbed the dude, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, and grabbed a firm hold of his buttocks. The dude was like, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET MON!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"

that was a close one, that was

 

[sparse]

so when you put them on the right way you had that crazy dick to dick sex, I'm right aren't I? Where you insert on e penis into the other, right!?

snaky you explain the rest

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

yikes!!!

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by sparse
Where you insert on e penis into the other, right!?

Sparse if you had ever seen a penis you'd know that this is impossilbe.

If your curious I hear Billy Gannon is round the back of North Lotts every Wednsday afternoon showing his piece to punters for 10p or a lick of your ice lolly.

 

[sparse]

I ain't joking, this actually happens. Not that I know or anything

but anyway, it's like an S&M thing or somit and they insert rings or objects up into the japs eye to widen it, then after a month or two they get other men to stick their winkies up their willys, I think it's call Winkies and Willys, kinda like cops and robbers.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

WHY? GOOD LORD, WHY???????

 

[Pantone247]

jesus.... you are one sick puppy Sparse....

I'm off to gouge my eyes out the hot end of a fag, its the only way to be sure I never read something so WRONG and WRONG ever again.

 

[sparse]

Originally posted by Pantone247
the hot end of a fag

is this some sort of freudian slip?
Anyways this shit happens, I ain't making this up, you two just can't handle the truth!