A Taster of My New Zine (Balloxed#3) (1 Viewer)

[Stanto]

Heres a sample of one of the pages of the new zine i'm working on, its all done, just have to stick it all together and get it photocopied and then bob's your uncle! Anyway, heres a taster for ya!


Dear Sir,
I bought a can of larger in your establishment there on Saturday. It was a can of Tyskie. This beer is usually beautiful, smooth, refreshing and goes down easy, but we have a problem here. I was out on the lash with my mates and next of all I take out the can of Tyskie and all my friends were there, oooh Tyskie, very classy, but this was far from classy. When I cracked the bad boy open and had a wee swally, I was retching because the beer inside tasted like someone had farted in the can and resealed the thing. I am not a satisfied customer, I’m telling ya. I was dieing the next day over this can. I want a replacement and then some. I want that can today, I need a curer for god sake and I need it now. Write back to me or ring me when you get this letter, I better have more than one can coming. If I don’t hear from you in a few days, I’ll be into Booze to go and I will give you so many wrestling moves you wont be able to run an offo ever again. How does that sound, you rubberhead.

Yours sincerely



John
Tyskie Fiend

 

[OLP]

Cider tbh

 

[ravishinrikrude]

long over due stanto, when is the premier night

 

[LamStock]

please tell me you actually sent that letter!

awesome

 

[Corm]

YESSS!!! I only became aware of the 2nd issue of the zine a few months ago, had me rolling around on the floor laughing. I could never get a Polish friend of mine to shut up about Tommy's Out after I showed him the first issue in Copenhagen. Legend!! You should send it in to Maximum Rock 'n' Roll for a review for sure.

 

[piratecore]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAA

 

[jillface]

make sure you print up more than you did the last time! they sell like hot cakes.... or hot karls....

 

[Kastrosama]

i want to frame it with the other 2 i have hanging up in my bathroom.....
wipeclean

 

[Stanto]

Im glad you like it, that article is just the tip of the iceberg, your gonna love this installment!!!!

 

[needtokill]

Stanto, would you like me to give a reading of that letter at the launch?

 

[Stanto]

Stanto, would you like me to give a reading of that letter at the launch?

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