a question for bands (1 Viewer)

[whathappen?]

ye know when ye talk to each other on stage ?well what do ye be sayin?

 

[Wilbert]

ye know when ye talk to each other on stage ?well what do ye be sayin?

Often I'll turn to Snakybus when we (Groom) are playing and I'll say to him "don't talk to the audience. They hate you".

Doesn't stop him.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

usually things like "that was shite" or "play the can beat". last thing i said to a band mate was "lets keep playing" as somebody in the audience had shouted "stop playing".

 

[brianoak]

Usually "that was awesome"..but then I'm exceptionally talented.

 

[Bunny]

Give us a good knock knock joke. Or every mistake = 10euro fine

 

[killy kill]

"fuck this"
"Where are ye goin' after"?
"Yeah, well, this isn't my kit so fuck off with ur smart comments"
"fuck this"

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

"fuck this"
"Where are ye goin' after"?
"Yeah, well, this isn't my kit so fuck off with ur smart comments"
"fuck this"

They say

"let's go to whelans after so people can recognise us"

 

[killy kill]

They say

"let's go to whelans after so people can recognise us"

And then say it's "dead" when nobody does

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

And then say it's "dead" when nobody does

right on!

 

[cpr]

the best thing i was ever told on stage was "can you sit on the bass drum cos it keeps moving" when we played on a rickety stage with a rickety kit!

 

[chrisjedijane]

normally "would you tune your fucking guitar?" or something like that...

The whole moving bass drum thing has happened a few times too.

 

[lympog]

i tend to be on stage solo, so i've lots of conversations with myself...

- leigh

 

[Unicron]

"Are ya ready?"

"Tuned up?"

"What song is next?"

 

[east hastings]

usually
"jaysus that was shite"
"yeah i know, what songs next"
"eh your song"
"my song?"
"yeah the one duh duh dah dah, you know that one, the one we ripped off"
"we really should've come up with names for these"

 

[Kermit McDermott]

All of the above + telling the drummer to play with a bit more balls. I really hate when your playing something that supposed to be intenese and the drummer's just coasting

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

usually things like "that was shite" or "play the can beat". last thing i said to a band mate was "lets keep playing" as somebody in the audience had shouted "stop playing".

lansdowne hotel?

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

I'd say we get through a fair few :

Slow down!
Speed up!
Keep doing this bit for a while longer!
What the fuck chord are we gonna play next?

etc.

 

[evil bandit]

Champion knockers on that blonde on the front row.

 

[cpr]

"i cant see around yr dress"

 

[cpr]

my best thing ive ever said on stage was"i'm sure some cunt is gonna electrocute me" while on stage in pravda..cue much hilliarity from my band members...i was serious!