A Happy Happy Birthday (1 Viewer)

[chriths]

It's that time of year again when the abusive, wrinkled scourge of the boards adds another year to her shoes-filled life.

It's Peepee's birthday, like anyone cares...

 

[Stuart Little]

Gooter

Happy Birthday Peepee, you wretched little she-gnome.

You look like a rubber-annie that's been left too close to the fire.

Consider these words your present.

 

[Stuart Little]

Gooter

Happy Birthday Peepee, you wretched little she-gnome.

You look like a rubber-annie that's been left too close to the fire.

Consider these words your present.

 

[pee pee]

you're fucking *obsessed* with me, hecky.
stalker.

(i like my hair in that pitchure though..)

 

[dudley]

peeeeeeee

is it true you have a copyright on hair and the word pricks?

 

[Hector Grey]

did you know it's also the worlds birthdday? yes it is fact fans: the world was born in this day, except in octember, and it was a swiss, in 1664. and after a shaky start, i think you'll agree, it's a grand place.

also on this day: Charlie Ghandi and Muhammeh Angel. i also believe jesus may have had a whizz today. well, not today obviously. but a day quite similar to this. except in gibraltar, or one of then hot gafs that he knocked about in.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

ideas for presents for peepee:

mine is: a voucher for a straight fringe and heavies to batter who cut it crooked, bleedin' pricks.

 

[pee pee]

its not fucking crooked, its fucking *asymmetrical* you fucking bastards.

yes, dudley, i own Hair (TM).
you have to pay me royalties for every hair on your head, even if it is shit-looking.
pat owes me a kings ransom.

i dont own Pricks (TM).
i do however own Mickeydazzler (TM).

im allowed not make sense today, its my *birthday*.

 

[chriths]

Hear hear (is that how it's writ?)

Presents also:
-crutches
-earhorn
-power specs
-decent clothes
-speeder bike
-crooked fringe fixer
-Sponge for Mam's rocket

 

[pee pee]

i'll "decent clothes" *you* in a minute...

apparently some guy has just gone nutzoid in a car down around henry st. and knocked down 7 people...

 

[chriths]

loony:

At least nine people have been injured, two seriously, after being hit by a car in a pedestrian area in central Dublin.

The car drove down Henry Street at around 1 p.m. Witnesses say it was travelling at around 40 m.p.h.

The driver of the dark-cloured saloon was arrested but there are conflicting reports of a passenger fleeing the scene. Gardai believe a second person was in the car at the time but some witnesses said the driver was the sole occupant.

The car entered the street from a side street and struck several people before crashing into barriers erected around an area where Dublin Corporation were working. The car then careered into a Corporation van.

"I just heard the noise of the car and he was speeding directly for us, so I had to decide to run. It took the barrier and a slab and pushed the van about five metres," said Mr Bob Alcorn of Dublin Corporation.

A witness who attended one of those struck by the car said one of the injured was a Spanish man.

"I heard people scream, I looked up and shoved out of the way. I heard a bang and it blew them [people] all up in the air. It didn't deter him at all, he went tearing down the street," the witness said.

There were no signs of the car being involved in a car chase, she added. There is speculation that the car may have been involved in an attempted bank robbery.

A garda on patrol made the arrest and the man, thought to be in his 30s, was brought to Store Street Garda Station.

 

[old]

That was your present from Hackett on my suggestion.
Happy Birthday, missy.
I thought you'd appreciate it.

 

[billygannon]

I hope he was wearing a seat belt.....