If Thumped were a cop show... (1 Viewer)

jane said:

*Goff is the old school dude whom everyone trusts but who also learned the hard way not to rock the boat, even if it's right

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jane said:

The "Untitled JohnnyRaz and Jane Project" got me thinking -- if Thumped were a cop show, what would everyone be?

*johnnystress is our sketch artist, of course.
*Buzzo is the public defender
*Goff is the old school dude whom everyone trusts but who also learned the hard way not to rock the boat, even if it's right
*Brian Conniffe runs the drugs squad
*Pete is the mayor, of course, since he's the mayor of Thumped
*Diddles is the streetwise veteran cop, like Cagney AND Lacey rolled into one, but a much more fun drunk than yer wan with the 'problem'
*La La is the intrepid journalist who doesn't just stop at the press conference -- she wants the truth. And puppies.

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jane said:

You're the upstart rookie who won't take no for an answer.

*Squiggle is the photographer who's shot one too many murder scenes not to get at least a little bit involved
*Johnnyc is TOTALLY head of SWAT
*Pantone is unsackable due to union rules, but no one's quite sure what it is he does, only that he doesn't get in anyone's way, and he's the only person in the office who knows how to put toner in the copy machine
*Bellatrix is a state prosecutor with a conscience

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theweeyin said:

I won't take no for an answer, damnit.

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