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    Locust fans read it and weep

    that sounds as if it was some ad for hewlett packard performed by alan cecil. but yeah, we should set up some kind of nwo style gang seeing as the real nwo are pretty shit now and take on billy and chuck in a more public display of queer-bashing.
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    chucks me off!!???? don't be so foul!!!! oh! i see what you mean! (said in voice of richie from bottom).... but yeah, it's good to see you too ne-gro, i don't think we've met since that 7 hour stint in some internet place in nyc.... great days!
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    here, skillzy, what was that link to the boh's casuals chatboard? there must be many a michael fitzgerald going down there at the moment. by the way, high fives all round bitches.
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    I hate that thing

    here billygannon, i think that programme of yours "dolphin team" sounds a bit like that programme that was on sky a few years ago, i can't remmember what it was called but it had that guy from jaws as the captain of some sort of submarine with lots of superintelligent dolphins. hang on i think...
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    I hate that thing

    try the georges street arcade, you can get these holographic medalians of 2pac too, only then will you demand maximum respect from listeners of pulse fm.
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    he certainly did, still i think he could stand to learn a thing or two from alan "alphabetical history of recorded sound" cecil. jesus, i'm dying for a game of bull or knock right now....
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    listen up billygannon, first thing's first, simmer. secondly if it's porn you want then check out the portfolio yr oul one keeps under her pillow. thirdly, fuck ye. fourthly, love to the pibb. fifthly, where the the fuck is the turban sproutfitter these days?
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    here pibbzer, nice one for the tape, by the way when's operation infinite sproutliness getting off the ground? maybe we should apply for a grant from the minister for the gaeltacht or something, he'd bail us over the bills without a hint of cheek. by the way, i was talking to the austinator on...
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    yessirsorrymrpibbsirsorry, i don'tknowwhatcameovermesirsorrysir,.... but yeah, what's the deal eh? education? the reading of books really should be confined to the george, who'd want to spend their time learning? faggots, gaylords, brownlovers, closet chefs .............and possibly...
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    hey sproutserMcgee you look familiar to me, weren't you working in urban sproutfitters over the summer? i seem to remember buying a few items off you after they changed the name to turban sproutfitters , guffaw. seriously though, gig tonight in the point :turban hymnz, 30 groats at the door...
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    listen up goggles, i don't think the real goggles would be too happy with you nickin his name, he was born into those things, he's got a hammer down his cax too, a real one.... of wood and metal made..... i wasn't talking about his willy. although you are quite the closet chef... and a george...
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    ...he'or,jung fella, buzz us a e-mail yoke te [email protected] (MAJOR PROPZ GOING OUT TO CONAN ) and for the love of FUCK, SIMMER THE CAX! alas, deterioration of buzz formation cells is progressing at a logorithmic rate.
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    Locust fans read it and weep

    ..........whhhat a bitchhh. please failiarise yourselves with the suss relaxation procedures posted in each carriage.
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    Friday - NO! Gigday - ConnectVierOrchestra - Damien Fröst - the Ba$eball Fury

    p: baseball furies are hardly unknown. there stuff is easily available through crypt. i'd describe them as rock and roll.o.k. you twisted my arm, they sound like a flight of georgian stairs falling down an otis modern day escalator,on speed.....on a hot day. but i think they've split up. e: i...
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    Friday - NO! Gigday - ConnectVierOrchestra - Damien Fröst - the Ba$eball Fury

    just a little something, => means "therefore" = means equals. do you understand that now luvy? i am the undisputed king of satire.
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    NO DISCO, NO TUNES MORE LIKE

    the following are the lyrics to the song which i will release to kick off my own singersonwriter career. it's called, "nature is a good thing". -i like trees cause they smell of carbon dioxide which helps me to breathe. -some clouds look like things which is beautiful. -oh! these stubborn grass...
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    LAZYBIRD every Sunday

    x-to-the-muther-fucking-z-mutherfuckers
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    neverending story the next generation

    "you can say baby , baby can i hold you tonight, baby if i told you the right words, ooh at the right time, you'd be mine".
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