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Sod that. Come to mine. It's warmer. Besides, i got someone here that wants to talk to you about somthing....

Oh. Do you now? You with the union?

Here Nettles! Come to daddy. Here boy! GOOD DOG. Get your own dog, pudgy cottage dweller.

Excellent Stuff. Fancy a Job in P.R?

I do now.

How often? Does it ever jam? Do you have wiry thick unkempt growler fur like your tone suggests or do the curtains match the carpet?

Is that really what you look like? You could slightly improve on those features simply by using a toothbrush instead of your middle finger.

I sure could, but the steam hurts my eyes, and masurbation is pretty disturbing when you're all goat from the waist down.

You're a Haven for Honey Gathering insects? You like Maths? What?

Loves: Brimestone and Death. Hate: Mrs B's treadmill's clammy rubber handle-grips. Ew.Fuck.

Story of our immortal lives, brother.

No. I'm THE DEVIL. But if i was a hag i'd be terrificly offended that you'd assume i(the hag) was pretending to be me (THE DEVIL) and dock you loads of rep for assuming i (hag) was of bad character. Then i'd skip onto the treadmill for a bit and try beating the record you set last week while...

Thats wierd. You sure you're not God trying to fuck me over again? Fuck, check out our signatures. Same planet, different channel.

Posts: 16 Rep: 222 Rep Power: 0 Champagne anyone?

That's because of the lack of the sense of humour. Stupid Christian.

Not really. The Four Cheeses are a regular fixture down here, due to the soul destroying mercilessness that is their 'music'. Any insults to their status or efforts made in the direction of their demise are therefore considered an act of general goodwill for the sake of all mankind, which...

Thats a fairly meanial thing to trade your soul for. Think bigger,Mrs.B; it's gotta be somthing you dont have that would really improve your lifestyle and general wellbeing. Like a windproof, head-sized paper bag. Or a sense of humour.

You're in.

Hilarious.

The t9 dictionary's first suggestion for 'Pint' is 'Shot', followed by 'Riot'. Pretty much sums up my how i spend my evenings out drinking.