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are yee mad the palestinians live in the lap of luxury-did you not see the israeli soldier having a play-fight with the prisoner using a hammer-what affection also-they edited out a bit where around 100 palestinians were sitting on these steps in the sunshine all eating mcdonalds ice-cream...

ye see, this is the stori, africa in the 1920s...huge raw material reserves everywhere...everyone rich... greedy: "hey, i wanna be more rich" genius: "hey, lets pretend we're poor" realist: "hey, how?" genius: "hey, we'll tell the world a bullshit story bout how we're all stupid...

best throw your cock out too.

theyre not poor at all. its a big scam lads. its a big scam.

queens of the stone age, queens of the stone age....hmmmmmm are they... are they the...em.......eh.....those...terrible....bad...nooooooooooooooooo....not those....bastards....no way...im mean....no , like.. and kirstie, you find explosions in the sky boring...

personally id like to see a 100-storey dildo there but..this is what those strong new-yorkers have planned:

how many people does it take to ride happys mother? four.

what did the monkey get for christmas? a watch. why did the man go to belgium? cos he thought it would be funny. whats eleven plus twelve? twenty-three.

anyone who uses an exclamation mark should be beaten slowly with a heavy, wet, lazy begrudging log.

here... here...

you're not funny at all, are you?

ive had thirty-one today so far, well twenty-nine-cos two of them were hectors meur. i heard roy keane came four times in a second.

of course you can...but only if i can have a 4-hour dairy picnic on your pelvis ass. a few questions first though. Q1. is there a LUBE-WANKtm mechanism on your hammer? Q2. are we talking steel, rubber, flaxen or tofu head? Q3. did you here that homosexuals are gay? be gentle though...

one hundred and twelve cock mechanics?....surely not.... surely not.

so ill meet you on the train then..?

Re: Re: wankfest nice one!-last time steve did me i came for 10mins, almost filling his metal bathtub. and about the penis-i think she was refering to the mini-penis on my back. the real one is bigger...well...a little bigger. also-she should know better than to share our intimate...

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