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Esat also sent debt collectors after me for a month-old bill for EUR120. After paying the debt collectors, I get more threatening phone calls to say the debt collectors didn't receive my payment and that they were about to begin legal proceedings. Had to send them a copy of my statement...

Builders at deli counters are like women at ATMs. Hurry the fuck up, assholes.

Years ago, back when Forbidden Planet was still on Dawson Street, I remember they had a comic book sequel to The Thing. It started off with Kurt Russell left in the snow. Pissed that I didn't buy it, but I think my cousin still has it. Anyone see that Bruce Campbell Thing-Lite "Terminal...

Bagel Haven has the Cape Cod stuff, but only the poxy low-fat jobbies.

Banshee Bones rule the pickled onion crisp world.

Ah, Eddie..

http://www.dto.ie Use the "Journey Planner".

A couple of years ago, me and my housemates held a crisp world cup. The winner: I don't think my new housemates would be too down with holding another crisp world cup. If we did, my money would be on McCoy's Salt & Malt.

The first half of Jeepers Creepers is amazing. Then it turns into some shit monster movie. On the DVD, the director, noted pederast and LARGEST MAN IN THE WORLD says that he wanted to do another 'creature feature' like the universal horror movies. He should have just left it as some fucked up...

http://cryptome.quintessenz.at/mirror/bush-bulge.htm has 28 images of the "bulge", as well as a quick article summarising the history of this rumour. Best line: "Milli Vanilli for president".

Maybe I'm just being sentimental or something, but Angel Dust needs to be waaaaaaaay higher. Way higher.

I use it on my main work PC. It's one thing wrestling with that shit while getting paid for it. It's another to be wrestling with that shit on your own time. Use it for a firewall at home though, because I'll be fucked if I'm putting a Windows PC directly on th'internet.

Re: OXES yesterday I put my pictures up: http://www.fuckcuntandbollocks.com/gallery/index.php?galerie=oxes

Re: OXES yesterday This show had some of the best heckling I've ever heard in my life. "There is no sanctuary" ?!!?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3719060.stm Goodnight, sweet prince.

Only about a tenner. Got myself a head-shaving thing a few years ago and never looked back. I use it to shave my face as well, which means I'm in a permanent state of scruffiness - bonus. One thing I miss about going to barbers is the ability to make up the most bizarre shit about my life...

I think Golden Discs have it as part of their sale.

Saw saw. I mean.. I seen Saw. That is, I went to see saw. Ah fuck. Shite film, in any case.

Serpents are gone?

Search ebay for "Halloween 6 producer's". There's a bootleg "producer's cut" of the movie that supposedly includes 43 minutes of extra footage and explains the whole thing pretty well.