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Pighead does actually hold soiree's and if thats your sneaky way of trying to get an invite consider yourself successful. Want to just dump it in the brown bin alright but am a bit nervous due to a street camera outside the house and the possibility of Pighead ending up on YouTube like that...

Woke up this morning and immediately sensed that something wasn't right. Their was an ominous wave of dread pouring into the room. Was almost afraid to get out of the bed but being the man of the house and one of the bravest people on our street Pighead felt obliged to go downstairs and make...

Pighead needs some reassurance and he needs it quickly. Before we get started lets get a few things straight: This poster has impeccable indie credentials Caught a tambourine thrown from Brett Anderson during filmstar in the Olympia? Check Chatted with Gruff from SFA in the sugar club and told...

Actually when you put it like that it is quite funny. He he he shiny heads.

Just out interest why would you LOL at a bald person? Surely bald people have feelings just like you and me? Would you LOL at a man who lost his legs in a tragic trampolining accident? Would you laugh at a woman whose head was in the shape of the outline of Australia? Course you wouldn't, so why...

I'd say the noncing was almost certainly directly related to his balding. That's another worry. Would absolutely hate to end up being a nonce. Unfortunately hair is a very very strong currency in this world. It's just a fact of life. Gail Porter was infinitely more shaggable before she went...

To be honest Squiggle it's not so much the physical aspect of going bald that is worrying Pighead. Thankfully this poster was blessed with dreamy eyes and a moviestar like chiselled profile so there shouldn't be any problems in the attraction department. No, the problem is to do with confidence...

thanks for the suggestion riath but Pighead could never and would never set a "trap" for his beloved. A man sets traps for his enemies. He sets traps for the angry bear or the sneaky mouse but never for his lover.

Male Pattern Baldness. It's a curse that has been in the Pighead family for at least 4 generations. Most probably longer. A curse that has affected the males of our noble family in cruel and horrible ways (Great Grandaddy's nickname at work was "The Bastard" which he didn't really mind as it...

Pighead's alright but that 3rd person gimmick is as annoying as a 3 hour long Jimmy Crankie DVD.

Ah c'mon Froogy please be my friend, lets dance together this weekend, on monday we'll revert to type, come over here smoke this peace pipe.

We may be cocks, at least our spelling's ok, grammar is spelt with an a,

Not a chance, he's far too rude, he's got a stinking attitude, Pighead likes a chick with glass, although in fairness to Froog, he's got a tight ass.

Young Froog, it seems he knows his knobs, for he's always got one in his gob, much better my todger to have some cheese, than be like his, full of disease.

Froog they call him for that's his name, ogling grannies is his game, he loves the smell of their week old piss, their wrinkly starfish, he'd love to kiss.

Pete, leave it here, for this ain't art, it's just silly words please have a heart.

Rubbish effort. No rhythm, structure or feeling. Must try harder.

Pighead's his name, rhyming's his game. Is there anything better than a beautiful poetry session to start off another lazy weekend? Show Pighead a man who doesn't like poetry and he'll show you a man with no soul. Pighead was first inspired to write in verse back in 92 when his beautiful hairy...

Pighead may speak in the third person but that is far better than choosing a username that is an acronym for Fat Retard Ogles Old Grannies. You're a disgusting creature.

What the hell are you banging on about ya big ninny? Pighead's not looking for women on thumped. That's precisely his point. THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THUMPED. How can one jerk over something which doesn't exist? Well I suppose you could if you had a fetish for leprechauns, unicorns or jesus but...