Recent content by A Cream Lolly

There is none. There is no walls outside Dublin as far as I know

What the hell is a "spokes-mart"?

well thats the end of that then

The red haired guy played at a party I was at recently, in tandem with some demon deckage. It rocked. Had a strange but alluring .|..| !baggyyyy !cheezy about it, that ultimately equalled :)

Lost control of the left hand side of my body after a buckfast bender....spent about half an hour crawling around in a circle like a dog looking for the 'comfy spot' until I was helped into a bottom bunk and thrown up on by the occupant of the top bunk. She had also been sipping on the monks'...

I was going to ask about the imps too. I think they realised that when you pack that many old people into a bus the smell eventually becomes unbearable. My Imp was an absolute nightmare anyhow, bearded ladies, piss panted men, and the worst of all, squeeky knackers preying on bearded ladies...

God we really are a bunch of tasteless fuckers!! has anyone ever seen a more horrible shade of green?

Yeah, if ye hit her hard enought with it

On a football trip to Newcastle, one of the lads off the team took a shine to this really pretty local lass. What he didn’t realise, when he was eyeing her up from across the room, was that she was in a wheelchair. Luckily for him he was legless. Unluckily for him, so was she. Undeterred he...

fair enough, thats not pleasant. But I reckon I will be able to block it out for long enough to scramble my next egg

So whats wrong with eggs? Is it not just chicken's period?

Don't know if your veggie persuasion will allow this but scrambled eggs with smoked salmon and a healthy helping lemon juice starts the day off with a delicious zing.

Exquisite delivery once again Portrid...but in the interests of political correctness and placating the insatiable thirst for attention of whine-orities, why not a mention for Pop Tarts and Sugar Puffs?

Hey, I'm all man. Which is in stark contrast to Mark E Smith, who is most likely made up of various parts of various men, and, yes, maybe women too

If his tongue was there, his teeth probably dropped down your dress.. He tried it on with me too the dirty hoor