You're a dickhead.
Bit touchy there about the old 10am drinking, aye washingcattle? Maybe you have a drinking problem. C'mon man, let it out.
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You're a dickhead.
You're a dickhead.
So you're a sap when you're sober and a sap when you're drunk. Kool.I was pissed at 9 am when I posted the that and I was spot on.
In before the lock. Looks like I get the FTW IMHO. Why not just stop talking shit all the time cattle man? I'm sorry you're a Fight Like Apes fan and I'm not. If you like I can meet you at their next gig and punch you in the face. BRB.and you're a dickhead.
Lock thread.
I saw him last weekend in the Lower Deck, I couldn't remember where I knew him from. Due to his small stature, long greasy hair and the mole on his face all I could think of was Alf from the 80's TV show. When I saw him outside grabbing some random chicks ass I remembered he was the dude from 'Flapes'.The fat one is always making a nuisance of himself, hounding gee around Dublin.
Total sexpest.
I saw him last weekend in the Lower Deck, I couldn't remember where I knew him from. Due to his small stature, long greasy hair and the mole on his face all I could think of was Alf from the 80's TV show. When I saw him outside grabbing some random chicks ass I remembered he was the dude from 'Flapes'.
You prefer to remember him like this?Yeah, how could we ever forget ALF with his long greasy hair and the big mole on his face.
You prefer to remember him like this?
I was imagining your fictitious memory of ALF which you use to crack one off to. I'm sorry if I had to spell that part out for you. You can remember him any way you like. I remember him as someone who was short, hairy, mole faced and chased pussy he wanted to eat but could never get. That's who Alf was and it's not my fault if it bears quite a similarity to the guy in Fight Like Apes.I'm not sure why you would make me choose between your fictitious memory of ALF and the version you use to crack one off to. Can I not just remember him as he was?
My horoscope warned me that today would present obstacles.
I was imagining your fictitious memory of ALF which you use to crack one off to. I'm sorry if I had to spell that part out for you. You can remember him any way you like. I remember him as someone who was short, hairy, mole faced and chased pussy he wanted to eat but could never get. That's who Alf was and it's not my fault if it bears quite a similarity to the guy in Fight Like Apes.
I'm sure everyday presents obstacles to you when your memory is that bad, you don't need a horoscope to tell you that.
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