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my mate took communion in his hand and pretended to put it in his mouth.
what actually happened: the communion stayed in his hand and he gave it to a dog when he got outside.
straight.to.hell
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my mate took communion in his hand and pretended to put it in his mouth.
what actually happened: the communion stayed in his hand and he gave it to a dog when he got outside.
my brother forgot what to say once when the priest touched him intimately, he said "thanks!".
my mate took the priests sperm in his hand and pretended to put it in his mouth.
what actually happened: the "communion" stayed in his hand and he gave it to a dog when he got outside.
my brother forgot what to say once when the priest says "the body of christ" giving you communion, he said "thanks!".
I might go to confession on the way home. Anyone go recently?
Confession was closed. Another time perhaps.
::clef::Through him,
with him,
in him.
In the unity of the holy spirit.
All glory and honour is yours, almighty father
forever and ever::clef::
were you really gonna go? when i was in school we used to have competitions to see who could get the most penance. three hail marys, three our fathers and three (i think) glory bes three times a day for three weeks was my record.
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