I'm getting married on Friday (1 Viewer)

[Wobbler]

I'm starting this thread so you can all rep me and wish me luck. You might also want to make jokes about my disgusting penis causing embarrasment, shock and discomfort on my wedding night.

I didn't think I was in the least bit nervous but I've just noticed the fact that I've felt nausious all day might be pre-wedding jitters.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

maybe it's something you ate...have you been keeping an eye on what you're eating lately?

best of luck with the auld ball and chain

 

[Thebeard]

Are you inviting any thumped losers?

 

[Goodbye]

way to go

 

[HMD]

It's all the rage these days.

you'll be multiplying next.

 

[travispickle]

Congratulations!!

This pic will help you feel less nervous.

 

[Space]

Good luck and congratulations boss.

 

[oh shit]

best of luck with the auld ball and chain

seconded
they don't say 'falling' in love for nothing

 

[oh shit]

is it an immigration thing, yeah?

 

[cpr]

gulps

 

[rettucs]

commiserations dude

 

[Hector Grey]

dude, you feel "nauseated". not "nauseous". fucks sake. you're lucky someone is settling for you.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

#2 Eurovision 1968.
Possibly will be #1 if the Franco rigging is proved.

Good luck.

 

[the strange guy]

Is this why you started wanking on Bratz dolls?
Or are ya just gettin it outta your system before the big day?

 

[jane]

Congrats in advance, Wobbs. It's gonna be a great day! I think the jitters are pretty normal.

You'll have to get all them 'fianceeeeeeeeeees' out of your system so you can be ready to drop 'wife' into every sentence starting on Saturday.

:heart:

 

[drkdrk]

Is it too late to tell you that i love you?

Well done

 

[oh shit]

just remember, it's the happiest day of your life
all downhill from here

 

[snakybus]

Don't mind those other fuckers, wobbler (if that is your real name). Congratulations, applause, and best wishes. May dee ee ae tee haitch do you part and not dee eye vee oh are see ee.

 

[Thebeard]

Only gays get married

 

[the strange guy]

And immigrants.
(to locals)