soylent green (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

any good? it's on tonight. after save the last dance, that is. worth staying up for?

 

[Phil]

It's people.

 

[nooleen]

yeah i know that. but is the film any good?


Government seafood is nasty to smell.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
Government produce is mushy and yellow.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
But a tasty new food just appeared on the scene:
A nutritious new product called Soylent Green.


Mommy went shopping one morning so fine.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
She tried a free sample, after waiting in line.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
Its taste was like heaven, its texture like cream.
Its colorful label said "Soylent Green."


The crowd shouldered forward, all wanting a taste.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
The shelves quickly emptied as shoppers bought cases.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
Mom fought her way through, spraying Glade in a stream.
And she lost her head and bought Soylent Green.


"Please, Mommy, just cook up a hot dog for me.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
For I am suspicious of Soylent Green."
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
"Your grandpa went shopping for hot dogs, alone.
But that was last Tuesday; he never came home."


And now our whole family is thoroughly hooked.
The flavor reminds us of how Grandma cooked.
Our young brother Mikey can no longer whine.
His fingers are seen in the jar all the time.
No more ground chuck patties that Mom used to burn.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
I wonder if Grandpa will ever return.
(Free of egg, non-dairy, and fairly low cal.)
But we still think of him as we serve this cuisine.
When we have him for lunch, we'll have Soylent Green.

PS: get back to yer study haha.

 

[Phil]

I like it, but a lot of things I like are considered shit by most other people. Especially in terms of films and Danzig.

And study isn't going to help at this stage, it's far too late for me.

 

[Shay HT]

It was good til Heston become president of NRA and general dick!

 

[Phil]

Ah now. That didn't ruin Planet of the Apes. Tim Burton ruined Planet of the Apes.

 

[Cormcolash]

Soylent Green, interesting story but the film sort of loses it's way at some point, the ending is amusing but everyone knows about it before they see it which probably takes away from it a bit.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

s'one o'my favourite movies
watch it, the omega man and planet of the apes back to back
i dares ya.

 

[Phil]

Watch all the origional Planet of the Apes films back to back.

Can your mind take the glaring inconsistancies and plot holes?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

it's worth staying up for

yeah and The Omega Man is good shit too

Heston's gun views make no fucking difference

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Watch all the origional Planet of the Apes films back to back.

Can your mind take the glaring inconsistancies and plot holes?

watched em all in about 3 days before...tough but good goin'...
andrew

 

[Cormcolash]

Well I did enjoy The Omega Man, although I haven't seen it in years now, and the original Planet of the Apes rules. They did it! They really did it! Damn them! Damn them all ta hell!

 

[weebrat]

Hate to be the one to say it but the book I Am Legend kicks ass and The Omega Man, 28 Days Later and other cheap knock offs don't do it justice.


Reviews

So say I....

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Hate to be the one to say it but the book I Am Legend kicks ass and The Omega Man, 28 Days Later and other cheap knock offs don't do it justice.


Reviews

So say I....

got a loan of that t'other week - i'm gonna wait till i move up to the remedial class before i start reading it though

andrew

 

[nooleen]

thought 28 days later was a rip-off of day of the dead. if not george romero's been ripping off that legend lad an' all.

 

[Phil]

Speaking of Day of the Dead, this looks craptacular.

http://www.dayofthedeadmovie.net/

 

[nooleen]

speaking of remakes, why don't people remake bad films good instead of good films bad?
for example, 'moulin rouge' should be remade as a film in which the cast and crew of moulin rouge are violently killed.

 

[Phil]

That'd hardly sell very well, now would it?

I'd hate to see a big budget remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

re: i am legend - the omega man is based on it, so not a rip off of....28 days later was a total rip off of day-otd and the omega man (duh) - lame movie - i have no idea why i bought it. i should have bought something with richard pryor and gene wilder instead or 'sweaty barret' or some shit

andrew

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

what the shit is this contagium crap?