new liverpool thread - everyone loves them (3 Viewers)

[Unicron]

Fucking animal, this looks fairly conclusive.

 

[washingcattle]

Typical. Fucking typical.

 

[washingcattle]

Fucking animal, this looks fairly conclusive.

Surely that's a ban. If Fellani got 3 matches for headbutting Shawcross, his season could be over now.

 

[Cormcolash]

I have high hopes that this thread is about to get pretty tasty

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah, it's inevitable really. The guy has to be one of the top ten strikers in the world at the minute so he's obviously putting the feelers out. Thing is, you get the impression that he is a really competitive and ambitious guy and any move would be on that basis - champions league football and challenging for domestic leagues.

I'd say the best Pool can hope for is for Rodgers to say to him "Give us one more year to get into the C League, if we don't make it you can leave in 2014". Otherwise, cash in for £40 million this summer but not on fuckin transfer deadline day.

40 million eh? Good luck with that!

 

[Jerry Twig]

I have high hopes that this thread is about to get pretty tasty

Ivanovic made a meal of it, to be fair.

 

[washingcattle]

Ivanovic was made a meal of, to be fair.

Fixed

 

[Cormcolash]

 

[washingcattle]

During all of this it's important to remember that Luis Suarez is not just a psychotic cannibal. He's also a cheat and a racist.

 

[washingcattle]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/...st-memes-pictures#/?picture=407626251&index=2

 

[washingcattle]

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/article3747239.ece

Tasty

 

[washingcattle]

It's in and it is big

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22278258

 

[Hector Grey]

Well, as long as it's the same as say what Callum McManaman got for his near career ending challenge. That would be fair. oh no, wait. You can end a players season and get away with it. But a BIT OF HARMLESS FOREPLAY and you're some kind of villain. Disgraceful.

 

[washingcattle]

At least there was a football involved with what McMananmanamanamanamanaman did.

Look ^^^^See there's a football there. He was going for the ball. Can't wait to hear Dagliesh claiming Suarez was going for the buffet.

 

[Unicron]

You can end a players season and get away with it.

Haidara is back playing, he's a lucky dude.

 

[Hector Grey]

At least there was a football involved with what McMananmanamanamanamanaman did.

Look ^^^^See there's a football there. He was going for the ball. Can't wait to hear Dagliesh claiming Suarez was going for the buffet.

I wonder what Houllier's take on it would be. "In training we pretend to eat each other."

Of course, "Culture" should be taken into account. What if he's from a village of cannibals? It borders on racism.

 

[Hector Grey]

Haidara is back playing, he's a lucky dude.

whereas Ivanovic's rabies will cause lockjaw and early death.

 

[Jerry Twig]

You can't condone this obviously, and Liverpool are disgraceful in complaining about the ban - they should shut the fuck up and learn from having unquestioningly backed a racist - but remember when Oliver Kahn bit some chap? Everyone in Deutschland thought it was gas and nothing happened. Nothing.

 

[Hector Grey]

This is the stuff of legend. All we remember about Michael Owen is that he had dodgy hamstrings Suarez is the new Titi Camera.

The whole thing is a charade. Role models my fucking hole. Who actually believes that shit? Really? Shouldn't parents be role models. After all, football is just something on tv. People are always fucking each over on tv. The FA should do something about the "role models" at Man City who are setting a very bad example for drivers out there. 3 banned from driving in that last month! Do something, FA! it's my belief that people who watch football occasionally drive too. What kind of message is this sending out? That as long as you swan about the pitch behaving like a petulant, overpaid primadonna, that's okay. But when you drive home from the game at Mach 3 and get caught by the bizzies....well, that's also okay. It's all fucked up! ALL OF IT!

 

[washingcattle]

This is the stuff of legend. All we remember about Michael Owen is that he had dodgy hamstrings Suarez is the new Titi Camera.

The whole thing is a charade. Role models my fucking hole. Who actually believes that shit? Really? Shouldn't parents be role models. After all, football is just something on tv. People are always fucking each over on tv. The FA should do something about the "role models" at Man City who are setting a very bad example for drivers out there. 3 banned from driving in that last month! Do something, FA! it's my belief that people who watch football occasionally drive too. What kind of message is this sending out? That as long as you swan about the pitch behaving like a petulant, overpaid primadonna, that's okay. But when you drive home from the game at Mach 3 and get caught by the bizzies....well, that's also okay. It's all fucked up! ALL OF IT!

Who said anything about role models ?
Most of the press about this has been trying to come to terms with a guy who is probably mentally ill. He's been pilloried for representing Liverpool in such a poor way but most of it has been, "go to councilling" rather than "think of the children.
It's got fuck all to do with being a role model.

He's fucking psychotic. If you bite people there is something fucking wrong with you. The police asked if Ivanovic wanted to press assault charges that's how serious this is. If you went in to a convention for your job, lets say vacuum cleaners and a member of a rival company tried to bite you, they'd be arrested and fired. Somethings in life are very simple and have fuck all to do with role models