Minor complaints thread (6 Viewers)

[Unicron]

wait that joke barely even made sense

here, have a related article as an apology

http://theweek.com/article/index/24...ime-to-retire-the-term-manic-pixie-dream-girl

We hit peak pixie at least 2 years ago.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It began to die as soon as they put a name on it.

Who's your favourite?

I think mine is Anne Hathaway in the one with Jake Gyllenhaal.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I am happy with

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[7 - No tomorrow]

I liked that one too.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I think I might pay to promote that "what are you doing new years eve" song on facebook today.

 

[Jill Hives]

It began to die as soon as they put a name on it.

Who's your favourite?

I think mine is Anne Hathaway in the one with Jake Gyllenhaal.

I think that's the film where I tried to make cinematic sense out of it but in reality it was reeled incorrectly and viewed out of sequence.
It was better the way I interpreted it.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

And the nudity.

 

[therealjohnny]

When you log on to moan about some trivial annoyance but then feel it would be rude to interrupt a conversation

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

So I'm going out on a boat on Sunday to look at whales. The guy that owns the boat is a professional and supposedly the experience is great.

So there are a few rules. The first of which is 'No booze' which initially rankled me, because why be on a boat if you can't drink? But I settled down, saw the safety aspect and whatnot and acquiesced.
Second rule though - no meat. Like because he's a vegan, we're all fucking vegan for a day. This is bothering me to the point where I am concocting ways of secreting meat on board the boat just because.
Like what does it matter if I bring a chicken roll on board?
I like vegetables. But I'd jump out the fucking window right now if I thought they were all I'd ever eat.
No meat. Fuck you.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

If he inspects the sandwiches on board then you're really in for it, but otherwise you're probably alright. How long is this expedition?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

If he inspects the sandwiches on board then you're really in for it, but otherwise you're probably alright. How long is this expedition?

About 6 hours. So snacking will be essential.

As will headphones at some point I'm thinking.

 

[Jill Hives]

Eat the whales!
You gotta eat something.

 

[ernesto]

yeah quit blubbering.

maybe if theres a bbq you could secretly cook some ambergris?

 

[Unicron]

So I'm going out on a boat on Sunday to look at whales. The guy that owns the boat is a professional and supposedly the experience is great.

Is the experience worth submitting to his food naziism?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

just sneezed while eating a milk chocolate hobnob.

no tissues.

 

[ann post]

stupid electric picnic ads while listening to clutch on spotify.

 

[washingcattle]

Some fucking bitch faced cunt stole my girlfriends handbag in a restaurant while she was out with one of her friends. 0.22 into this pretty much sums up how I'm feeling right now.

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Still she didn't get hurt or anything so it's not so bad.

Still though, the hassle of it all is fucking shit.

 

[rettucs]

Some fucking bitch faced cunt stole my girlfriends handbag in a restaurant while she was out with one of her friends. 0.22 into this pretty much sums up how I'm feeling right now.

Still she didn't get hurt or anything so it's not so bad.

Still though, the hassle of it all is fucking shit.

shit buzz, sorry to hear.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I shouldn't have complained about this guy

It was awesome. Whales are amazing. Fucking huge yokes.

Their breath stinks though.

 

[Unicron]

Risk assessments, or rather people who insist on stupidly detailed ones for ridiculous shit. The only thing stopping me listing "paper cut" on one I had to redo this afternoon was the fact that I couldn't come up with a control mechanism for it.