Looking for love on the internerd (5 Viewers)

[the strange guy]

Gwan Phil!
Slip it in!

 

[Corm]

all i founf was corm...in the nip.

Fuckin right. You should see the amount & type of responses (and pictures) I'm getting. Truth is it was the only picture of me "online" or on a computer that I could use.

Oly -thanks a fuckin bunch for destroying my study plans.

 

[the strange guy]

I know. My study plan has gone out the fucking window too. I've only myself to blame.

 

[Super Dexta]

dudes, at least you got as far as making study plans....

 

[Corm]

See, that's the problem. I spent plenty of time making a study plan. It's the studying that's the problem.

I lied to myself that I was going online to find notes for A Midsummer Night's Dream. Instead I'm relishing being told that I've got a "Lovely cock. Most asthetic.", and replying with gusto.

 

[the strange guy]

I'm still spamming all the hot ladies around the world with my 'fits all' message that I can copy and paste into the message and see who replies back. mwahahahahaha

And I'm not giving any of my trade secrets away. It's a quality message though.

 

[Super Dexta]

See, that's the problem. I spent plenty of time making a study plan. It's the studying that's the problem.

I lied to myself that I was going online to find notes for A Midsummer Night's Dream. Instead I'm relishing being told that I've got a "Lovely cock. Most asthetic.", and replying with gusto.

strangely enough my midsummer night's dream notes (which i carry around with me in the hope of some sort of osmosis occurring) contain the words "midsummer = time of fantasy, liberation, courtship and desire" so you could maybe argue that you're doing some... method learning?

 

[Corm]

I take asthetic to mean a cross between aesthetic and athletic.

 

[Super Dexta]

and somewhere on my notes for that course i just saw "celebration of the body v. imp." - you're totally on the right track!

 

[Corm]

Shite almighty: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=9561315345103879929

 

[the strange guy]

??? You wanna ride him or something?

 

[the strange guy]

There are no words.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=0&tuid=3943475679631072028http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=3943475679631072028

 

[Cormcolash]

There are no words.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=0&tuid=3943475679631072028http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=3943475679631072028

How about "Your ma"?

 

[the strange guy]

I wish this was your ma
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=3&tuid=3469707617494745508
Coz then I'd have seen her naked by now.

 

[Corm]

??? You wanna ride him or something?

Eh...let's just say he's not my type...I don't really go for the puke-wrenchingly ugly type...

 

[Cormcolash]

I wish this was your ma
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=3&tuid=3469707617494745508
Coz then I'd have seen her naked by now.

That is my ma.

 

[the strange guy]

You look nothing like her. Did she beat you on the way out?

 

[Super Dexta]

Gosh. My highest local match is I is John, and Harpoonface and Ilovehoovering are pretty close behind. Russ from Leeds is also coming up in my high matches. The person that I should match really highly with is still only at 74% though. Wah wah wah...

 

[Rimbaud]

Ha! - this is a pretty funny thread!Its a bit weird though.

 

[Corm]

Is that Russ Snell? Hah! What's his thingy name?