Looking for love on the internerd (1 Viewer)

[the strange guy]

http://www.okcupid.com
It's the best.
You can actually try and find girls and boys in your area to meet up, hold hands and eventually have babies with. They're bound to be totally hanging though. See if you are right for me. My World Match looks like she was born a man.

This is what happens when you spend your childhood reading Cosmo and your adulthood in front of a computer all day.

 

[Super Dexta]

that's totally funny, i'm on that right now and was just looking at someone who says "your father took my virginity" and wondering if it was you. i've got some pretty high matches with guys off the main thumped forum - go me.

 

[the strange guy]

It was me!
I'm going to upload a picture and send sleazy messages to girls worldwide!

 

[Super Dexta]

we match 72%. how about that.
i match george mcfly 72% as well, and thrillho 77%.

 

[the strange guy]

What's your profile name on it? 72% is good enough for me. I'll be round with the johnnies in a bit.

 

[Super Dexta]

hang on...i'll woo you... that's so WEIRD that i knew it was you, and i barely know you.... same thing happened to me the other day, some dude off thumped who i've never met said "is that liadain?" - i felt mildly stalked but strangely flattered

 

[the strange guy]

I got a message off some gay guy in San Francisco. Judging from the evidence (guy, san francisco, gay) it must be Ror. The stupid picture thing isn't working. I can't send convincing sleazy messages without a photo. I'd woo ya back, but I've already 'woo'd a few hot swedes, plus I'm a cunt.

 

[Super Dexta]

you had a photo this afternoon didn't you? did you get my woo?

edited: you did...

 

[the strange guy]

Yup but it disappeared. I got your woo alright. It's collecting eDust with the gay woos. Only messing. Here, why do none of the girls ever put down Sex Partners down on their list of desirables? Fucking dry wenches.

edit: haha check it out It says I've more sex experience!

 

[Super Dexta]

I've seen a few who do - check out lovesthecock - she does, apparently, love the cock

 

[the strange guy]

I'm not doubting her, but there appears to be little evidence that she does indeed love the cock.

 

[Super Dexta]

ha
show us your world match - mine is actually pretty hot

 

[the strange guy]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=9998768147029661804
She's my world match. Check out the middle picture. Jesus.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=18074783107872361416
She's my second match. She turns my poor stomach. God love her. No one else does, obviously.

 

[Super Dexta]

edit: haha check it out It says I've more sex experience!

well i'm more organised, so shove it up your hole

yeah i match really high with your second one as well. this dude takes the prize for my highest match:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=15950584495059726207

 

[the strange guy]

Fuck being organised. That's what the system wants us to be. And all.

 

[Super Dexta]

you're also apparently cooler, more adventurous and more independent than me - fantastic

 

[the strange guy]

I'm an all rounder.

You think your match is hot? He looks and sounds like he wants to be on a weight-watchers timotei ad. There's a pic of him stroking his hair and his profile mentions his hair too.

 

[Super Dexta]

yeah he's kinda nice looking - it says he was taking the piss stroking his hair! anyway screw this shit, i found love where i least expected it: http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=12496&page=4

 

[the strange guy]

Actually, I just noticed that it says 'She is less sex-driven than you'.
That's the end of that. Good bye.

hahahahahahaha

 

[Super Dexta]

Actually, I just noticed that it says 'She is less sex-driven than you'.
That's the end of that. Good bye.

hahahahahahaha

there was no way you were going to get me into that foursome - one of them's the size of a house and the other smells