You want me to smuggle WHAT in!!! (2 Viewers)

[Squiggle]

I wanna be a Feminazi.

Can male feminists says gee? Is that allowed?

Go for it. As far as I'm concerned Monkey Island fans can call themseves what they like. Anyway, as a female misogynist I balance things out

 

[Diddles]

It's men who smuggle budgies.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=budgie+smugglers

Women smuggle peanuts.

 

[flashback]

You could put the budgie into a tube, say about the size of a jacks roll, and then horse it up your snatch / rectum, saunter in, whip it out, I'd say it would be grand.

And clean too... I would imagine it would be tricky enough cleaning shite off a budgie.

Everyone wins with the tube scenario.

 

[ernesto]

You could put the budgie into a tube, say about the size of a jacks roll, and then horse it up your snatch / rectum, saunter in, whip it out, I'd say it would be grand.

And clean too... I would imagine it would be tricky enough cleaning shite off a budgie.

Everyone wins with the tube scenario.

awesome... are YOU running in the election?

 

[jane]

awesome... are YOU running in the election?

I concur. That's exactly the sort of creative problem-solving I know I want in my elected representative.

Anyway, they found more stuff. Apparently, yer wan had a flat screen TV up her hoo-haa as well, which is a bit ridiculous because why would you get a big HDTV if you only got the bog channels? Unless she also smuggled in a satellite dish. Wide-side down, I hope.

 

[rettucs]

I concur. That's exactly the sort of creative problem-solving I know I want in my elected representative.

Jane, I'll sell you my vote for a fiver.

Next time they call to my door canvassing I'll ask them about how best they'd smuggle in their all mod cons to a prison. Best answer tops the pile!

 

[jane]

Jane, I'll sell you my vote for a fiver.

Next time they call to my door canvassing I'll ask them about how best they'd smuggle in their all mod cons to a prison. Best answer tops the pile!

This is a great idea. I'll vote for anyone who can tell me how to get a souped-up Micra into the 'joy without bodily fluids wrecking the paint job.

 

[rettucs]

This is a great idea. I'll vote for anyone who can tell me how to get a souped-up Micra into the 'joy without bodily fluids wrecking the paint job.

maybe thats what the budgie was for. To provide soakage to keep all the man and woman juices away from their go faster stripes. Genius!

Its all becoming clear........

 

[Hector Grey]

if they have a budgie... then they must be tunnelling out!!
fuck, i'm off to warn the joy.

 

[Wilbert]

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The face Jeff makes after he says "How dare she?" is hilarious.

 

[MDR]

SCENE 1: A CELL
Jailer: where did you get that budgie?
Miscreant: Up me mot's gee

SCENE 2: MOUNTJOY PRESS OFFICE
Jailer: He says up his wife's gee.
Press officer: Well we better report what he said verbatim. We don't want a libel case on our hands.

(Voice of ireland: Maybe he didn't really smuggle the budgie in his wife's gee, but was more or less being uncooperative in his explanation.)

Scene 3: Ireland Explodes.

Scene 4:Rest of world (on its knees)
"Dear God, why????!!!!????"

 

[La La]

budger-gee-gar



i kill me.

 

[jane]

If I say "Vagina" in here, that means the score is:

Vagina 171
D F a n n ing 165 (like, don't say his name).

 

[magicbastarder]

you're going to give david vagina envy.

 

[jane]

you're going to give david vagina envy.

We should probably talk about this on another thread. Meet you on the cringeworthy ad t thread? We can call it the Vagina Blitz. Fanny vs Fann....you get it.