You want me to smuggle WHAT in!!! (1 Viewer)

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From the Independent today

A MASSIVE search of the maximum security prison at Portlaoise has uncovered a substantial quantity of smuggled mobile phones, drugs, needles - and even a budgie.


Officers seized at least eight smuggled mobile phones, three SIM cards, around 150 tablets, including ecstasy, a significant quantity of powdered drugs, a large amount of homemade alcohol, known as hooch, and 30 syringes.


The haul also included a budgie, which officers believe had been smuggled into the jail by a female visitor who concealed the bird internally in her body.


Officers suspect that some of the mobile phones had also been smuggled into the jail using the same methods.

What the!!!



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[jane]

I saw that.

Beak?

Ouch!

Shudder.

 

[Squiggle]

I saw that.

Beak?

Ouch!

Shudder.

The poor little bird must be pretty traumatised by the experience too.

 

[Umfufu]

Lucky budgie...........

 

[therealjohnny]

Must .make. joke.involving


"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

...it'll come to me...

 

[jane]

The poor little bird must be pretty traumatised by the experience too.

Well, yeah, there's the effect of the beak, and the effect on the poor budgie's own beak. Crikey.

And mobile phones? [insert cheap gag about finding buttons]

 

[jane]

Lucky budgie...........

Would you seriously like to trade places with a budgie that had been up inside the gee of the sort of wan who'd put a budgie up inside her gee?

 

[Pantone247]

Once budgies are in the dark they don't move, that's why it's so easy to nick them at night, you just pick them up and stick them in a bag, so long as it's dark they won't move... so sticking one up a gee wouldn't have really been too traumatic, so long as it was dark

 

[Pantone247]

Would you seriously like to trade places with a budgie that had been up inside the gee of the sort of wan who'd put a budgie up inside her gee?

"hello, is that Whores'r'us.... yes?... I need one of your girls to come around... yes... anykind I'm not fussy... so long as she has a massive gee... oh I need her to bring some bird seed too..."

 

[magicbastarder]

how the fuck did the budgie breathe?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

My guess is it's the guards who were supposed to search the woman properly and didn't, or who actually helped the guy get the budgie in, who are now saying it was brought in in a visitors gee.

 

[Yurn!]

trying out this right now, will get back to youse

 

[jane]

trying out this right now, will get back to youse

You're a budgie?

 

[classic seanc]

Jee-sis christh!

 

[theweeyin]

how the fuck did the budgie breathe?

My thoughts exactly!

 

[Hector Grey]

ladies men...

 

[Pantone247]

You're a budgie?

no, no, no... he has a gee

 

[Yurn!]

You're a budgie?

i wish Jane, he's got the easier job right now!

*takes deeeeeeeeeeeeep breath*

 

[Yurn!]

no, no, no... he has a gee

Michael J. Fox has a gee. Not alot of people know that.

 

[La La]

ugh! feathers in her fanny!!!!!!!!

Budgie McGee