Work Bollix (1 Viewer)

[silo]

come in naked except for a rainbow-striped dick.

act cool, like.

 

[strn_0]

Originally posted by silo
come in naked except for a rainbow-striped dick.

act cool, like.

that'd learn them

 

[kmastering]

They have rainbow condoms in condom power. Bet your boss would love it if you wore that and a posh spice wig. That'd satisfy his urges!

 

[LMD64]

must... block out... mental picture... must... block out... mental picture...

posh spice taking the boss with a rainbow condom.
urrrrgh.
i feel dirty

 

[damien]

simple solution, tell your boss to go fuck himself and hit the scratcher, its much more fun.
you'll be pouring cans of dutchie into pint glasses in the porterhouse, mind, but its well worth it.

 

[sparse]

OK so I got away with it again today, somehow! I did the whole "Posh" thing by putting a jumpper over my shoulders and pretending my chain was a pocket watch.

But fuck'm, I didn't win a prise but then again no fines either and that's my goal for the week. I don't want to give the Special Olymipcs another cent.

But shit tomorrows theme is "1976"

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by sparse
OK so I got away with it again today, somehow! I did the whole "Posh" thing by putting a jumpper over my shoulders and pretending my chain was a pocket watch.

But fuck'm, I didn't win a prise but then again no fines either and that's my goal for the week. I don't want to give the Special Olymipcs another cent.

But shit tomorrows theme is "1976"

Ha ha ha.... Who the fuck do you work for. Barney the Dinosaur?

 

[The Chilli King]

Originally posted by sparse
I don't want to give the Special Olymipcs another cent.

But shit tomorrows theme is "1976"

My brain read that as ''tomorrows theme is Special Olympics''

 

[krystal]

rainbow kissin' special olympics

now *that'd* be something

 

[silo]

Originally posted by kirstie
rainbow kissin' special olympics

now *that'd* be something

you're fucked in the head.

 

[Knacker]

Originally posted by kirstie
rainbow kissin' special olympics

now *that'd* be something

http://www.mingthemerciless.com/winners.html

 

[sparse]

Somehow I've avoided all penalties and tomorrows piss easy.

"You have to represent your country".

 

[kmastering]

Shamrock condoms!

 

[sparse]

Originally posted by kmastering
Shamrock condoms!

I was gonna hang an Oirland flag form my large erect pole.

 

[kmastering]

You can hang one on your dick then too

 

[Knacker]

Wear dungarees and say you're from the isle of Lesbos

 

[worm]

Hey Sparse,

As a matter of interest - where do yuo work? What you say sounds very familiar...

 

[sparse]

Originally posted by worm
Hey Sparse,

As a matter of interest - where do yuo work? What you say sounds very familiar...

Symantec in Blanchardstown. Nice place, shame about the americian work rituals.

 

[LMD64]

i'm sorry, i have to ask... who's your boss? i've a couple of mates who used to work out there a few years ago

 

[worm]

Symantec in Blanchardstown. Nice place, shame about the americian work rituals.

Thought it sounded familiar. I'm over in the other building. What you s'posed to dress up as today?