words you hate the most (1 Viewer)

[Lefty Frizzell]

Going forward i'm sure i can tease out the gististics.

 

[pete]

"Monday"

 

[therealjohnny]

my ex-boyfriend has this particular way of saying 'relax!' that makes me want to smash his face in.

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coolaboola

 

[old]

"Happy Hunting Ground."
Shut it, George.

 

[classic seanc]

"not three bad"

 

[ICUH8N]

"not three bad"

WICKLOW TOWN REPRAZENT!

though they pronounce it "tree"

 

[krystal]

the pronouncing of scone 'scon'.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

also my mother calls switzerland 'swizzerland', which makes me want to climb the walls.

 

[classic seanc]

Monaco the race track being called mon-AK-o. Stop that.

 

[Jerry Twig]

not three bad, chill the beans, cool the jets, coolaboola...

all sound.

yis are fierce picky here altogether

 

[Bellatrix]

At some point there must have been a memo sent around RTE to the effect that the following phrases:

- Hello
- Goodbye
- How are you?
- I'm fine
- How wonderful!
- Thank you
- Why, you're welcome

were to be replaced with the infinitely more noxious "HAPPY DAYS !!/??"

It makes blood seep from my ears.

 

[ICUH8N]

"HAPPY DAYS !!/??"

It makes blood seep from my ears.

for best effect, repeat, in a thoughtful, contemplative tone, thus:

Happy days, bellatrix...happy days....

then, stare off into the distance with unreadable (read: probably stoned on anti-depressants and latté) expression

 

[Super Dexta]

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coolaboola

the ironic thing is he always says it when i'm perfectly relaxed, and then within 0.5 of a second i'm a seething pit of rage.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i used to say "happy days" all the time, but its gone too commercial now. Now i just imply happy days by sayin' "monday, tuesday,----- ---- , wedensday, thursday,----- ---- ..."

you see, pauses are the "negative space" of talking and you can MAKE people think things without saying them.

"its not magic, its just smart"

 

[nofunchee]

not sure if this counts. i hate my family making stupid 'family humour' jokes about whether or not a particular vegetable is vegetarian or not. "oh it might have meat in it, ha ha ha". after being vegie for 10 years this is more than a little tedious.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

not sure if this counts. i hate my family making stupid 'family humour' jokes about whether or not a particular vegetable is vegetarian or not. "oh it might have meat in it, ha ha ha". after being vegie for 10 years this is more than a little tedious.

did you hear about the vegitarian's funeral? haha. sorry.

 

[mazzyianne]

Which reminds me, tofu pronounced wrong and repeated as if it is some mystical place....
t-aw-fooooooooo, t-aw-fooooooooooo
tuuuuu fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
what is it you do with it?

SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'LL KILL YOU ALL

 

[RSJ]

"please don't hurt me"

No matter how many times i hear that one...

EDIT: oh and "why are you doing this to me?"

 

[broken arm]

"last orders"

makes my skin crawl

 

[krystal]

I'm worried now.
it's toe-fu, isn't it?
ISN'T IT????

Which reminds me, tofu pronounced wrong and repeated as if it is some mystical place....
t-aw-fooooooooo, t-aw-fooooooooooo
tuuuuu fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
what is it you do with it?

SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'LL KILL YOU ALL

 

[Jerry Twig]

SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'LL KILL YOU ALL

cool the jets there roisin