Why is a groupie like a kebab? (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (250)]

well? i know... but do you? guesses please...

 

[Psychotic no 2]

well? i know... but do you? guesses please...

Cos he's got maggots inside him.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Cos he's got maggots inside him.

oh come on now! we all know there's no such thing as a male groupie! the chance would be a fine thing...

 

[Ex-User (250)]

ok, ok, i'll tell you. because the drunker you get, the more appealing they become. eh? eh? who's with me?

there's other less clean verions of this joke. PM me if you want to hear them. xxx

 

[Alan Remorse]

tyuh, its a kebab you sheltered fuckers. you can spitroast them.

sometimes i fear for the preservation of twistedness

 

[Ex-User (250)]

what the fuck are you talking about?

 

[zebra heart attack]

you cant beat a good spitroast

 

[Alan Remorse]

sorry, i have that disease where you shout at people involuntarily.

GO TO HELL GO TO HELL

heh, sorry about that.

anyway, surely a groupie is like a kebab bacause it can be spitroasted. please dont tell me i have to explain what spitroasting is.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

sorry, i have that disease where you shout at people involuntarily.

GO TO HELL GO TO HELL

heh, sorry about that.

anyway, surely a groupie is like a kebab bacause it can be spitroasted. please dont tell me i have to explain what spitroasting is.

you're crazy dude. i mean a kebab from abrakebabra or some chipper. obviously. why would you want to spitroast a groupie? that's just mean.

 

[zebra heart attack]

probably not enough groupies to go around the whole band

 

[Alan Remorse]

sure myself and the lads spitroast groupies all the time. if you can time it so that both lads lob their jizz simultaniously youre in for some hilarious results, i can tell you.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

jesus, this thread has become really fucked up. i was telling someone in work about going on tour, the way you get a guarantee + food + accomodation for each gig you play. and they asked "do they provide groupies?" and i went "ha ha, no, i don't like the idea of groupies, at least not when i'm sober... ha ha ha" and then she said "oh right, kinda like kebabs!" and i spit coffee everywhere. it's a really funny comparison. and now you've just made it all weird. thanks 'alan'!

 

[Alan Remorse]

but... but... it seemed so obvious.... coupled with the abrakebabra jizz sauce....

ah greatest urban legend ever

 

[Ex-User (250)]

but... but... it seemed so obvious.... coupled with the abrakebabra jizz sauce....

ah greatest urban legend ever

nah, you've fuckin' lost me mate. sorry.

 

[Alan Remorse]

yeah... i should explain myself.

for the benefit of everyone else, spitroasting is when two guys take one girl at each end.

abrakebabra in cork was supposedly closed for six months due to traces of sperm found in their special sauce.

there are so many connections i tell you

 

[Ex-User (250)]

my apologies. i've never heard the term spitroasting used like that before. it sounds horrible to be honest... why would a woman need 2 men at once? that just sounds weird and selfish to me. why was there sperm in cork?

 

[Alan Remorse]

there's always sperm in cork. always. everywhere you look, there's sperm.

well, there you go, spitroasting. I spose it's kind of a "band morale" thing, you know, kind of bond with eachother by simultaniously jizzing on someone.

 

[Ciarán R]

jesus, this thread has become really fucked up. i was telling someone in work about going on tour, the way you get a guarantee + food + accomodation for each gig you play. and they asked "do they provide groupies?" and i went "ha ha, no, i don't like the idea of groupies, at least not when i'm sober... ha ha ha" and then she said "oh right, kinda like kebabs!" and i spit coffee everywhere. it's a really funny comparison. and now you've just made it all weird. thanks 'alan'!

YOU WORK?? AND YOU'VE NEARLY 4000 POSTS ON THIS??

 

[Ex-User (250)]

YOU WORK?? AND YOU'VE NEARLY 4000 POSTS ON THIS??

ha ha ha, i also own the account AlphaRelish, hapi and happy. it's probably around 10,000 in all at this stage... what's your point? i get paid ok for what i don't do.

 

[OOAL]

ha ha ha, i also own the account AlphaRelish, hapi and happy. it's probably around 10,000 in all at this stage... what's your point? i get paid ok for what i don't do.

MAN OF THE YEAR!