who wants a fatwah? i'm giving them out. (1 Viewer)

[c0De_n1NjA]

 

[La La]

"have you done something different with your hair?"

 

[therealjohnny]

can I call you Betty?

I insist you do

 

[Janer]

I want Salmon Rushdie to have two matching eye sizes.

 

[Lord Damian]

There'll be no Fatwahs for you Damo, until you get that attitude of yours sorted out.

Seriously. Bitta decorum like?

Seriously? you must be joking.

fuck the fatwah, i'm slapping a skinnywah on your face FOR LIFE

i'm not entirely sure i wouldn't enjoy that immensely.

 

[HMD]

 

[flashback]

Seriously? you must be joking.

I never joke about things as serious as La La's Fatwahs.
Ever since I got mine, the worlds been a different place.
Seriously.

 

[Goff]

Allah can go fuck himself. Islam is balls. Mohammed is a cockwad.

i don't need your charity, RaRa.

I can see Neil Young being shot one of these days because of that post.

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

I insist you do

Then feel free to call me Al.

 

[flashback]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6540375.stm

Pakistan minister rejects fatwa

On Sunday, the chief cleric of the Lal Masjid Mosque issued a fatwa against her after she was pictured hugging a man following a paragliding flight.

Slut.

 

[Space]

Can you just reject fatwahs?

 

[flashback]

Can you just reject fatwahs?

I'll see your Fatwah, and raise you a Jihad?

 

[Space]

I'll see your Fatwah, and raise you a Jihad?

I've got me own Jihad coming in September afaik.

 

[flashback]

Maybe that was her problem too.
She just didn't have an opening in her diary for a Fatwa. Try again in two weeks maybe.

 

[Janer]

I......
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/7204E769-B3BF-47B3-AFDA-C728BF851688.htm

 

[flashback]

I......
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/7204E769-B3BF-47B3-AFDA-C728BF851688.htm

So, I presume you were going to say something like "I can't really get over how staggeringly fucking nuts these fundamentalists are." But, the whole thing just got to you because your brain was reeling so badly from reading that, and something shorted out, and blew, and you couldn't say anything.


If so, I feel your pain JANER.

 

[Janer]

Well no.
But then again I totally respect ur erm know how and well not sure if ur rippin' me, my excuse now being is that I have alcohol on meh but hey I won't in the morning and I prob still won't know

 

[Lord Damian]

Well no.
But then again I totally respect ur erm know how and well not sure if ur rippin' me, my excuse now being is that I have alcohol on meh but hey I won't in the morning and I prob still won't know

what's the url for babelfish?

 

[Janer]

www.babelfishofcourse.ie