who wants a fatwah? i'm giving them out. (1 Viewer)

[La La]

also this is my 9,000th post. (nerd alert)

a fatwah will make people notice you and (apparently) hot girls/guys go out with you.

please form an orderly queue, no pushing or shoving kthx.

 

[george mcfly]

i'll have one so

 

[Squiggle]

No thanks, I've already got one. Not as cool as advertised really... haven't a clue what to do with it so I just store it under the bed with all that other stuff I only look at whenever I'm moving house.

 

[Gambra]

Can I have a fatwah? I'll look after it!

 

[La La]

sure guyses, treat them well and try not to talk about them openly in the press.

 

[ernesto]

like a crybaby wah?

 

[krystal]

a fat wha'?

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

Pfft...I want to earn my fatwah

 

[sexypornolady]

I already have a fatwah, I'm doing my gee crunch exercises though.

 

[Goff]

See now, you can't give them out to the infidel. And you can only give them out to fellow believers.

So, I call your bluff and risk your (non) fatwah).

:0

 

[piratecore]

jihads 3 for a pound

 

[george mcfly]

shit i have to go out tonight..does somebody want to be my bodyguard?

 

[therealjohnny]

shit i have to go out tonight..does somebody want to be my bodyguard?

only if you'll be my long lost pal

 

[flashback]

Fatwahs are non-transferable, right?
Is this to make life easier for the CFD (Central Fatwah Database) or is there something innately clingy about them?

I am only asking because, while initially I was tempted by the offer, I want to know what I am getting myself into here. AFAIK fatwah is for life, not just for lunch hour.

Also this fatwah would have worldwide jurisdiction, correct?

EDIT: Hold on... Lala, you are a Mufti, right? I dont want some fucked up half assed fatwah. Only muftis do them properly.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

only if you'll be my long lost pal

CUTTING STRAIGHT TO THE CHASE HUH!!

I STILL HAVE THAT ALLAHQUAANNNDO!! IN MY PANTS AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED.

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

only if you'll be my long lost pal

can I call you Betty?

 

[Lord Damian]

Allah can go fuck himself. Islam is balls. Mohammed is a cockwad.

i don't need your charity, RaRa.

 

[flashback]

There'll be no Fatwahs for you Damo, until you get that attitude of yours sorted out.

Seriously. Bitta decorum like?

 

[La La]

Allah can go fuck himself. Islam is balls. Mohammed is a cockwad.

i don't need your charity, RaRa.

fuck the fatwah, i'm slapping a skinnywah on your face FOR LIFE

 

[flashback]

fuck the fatwah, i'm slapping a skinnywah on your face FOR LIFE

Bad mouth him over at Boards.ie too La La.

That'll fucking learn the cunt. .|..|