who does yer missus/mister fancy and what does this say about you? (3 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

Not sure what that says about me really.

"They say men fancy J-Lo because of her big ass. Well in that case my missus is three times as sexy as her!"

Viz

 

[evil bandit]

and

Not sure what that says about me really.

It says he loves ghetto booty

 

[snakybus]

I apparently got my facts wrong - she has no love for monsieur broderick, and the Admiral Adama fella she says isn't good looking/doesn't fancy him, he's just really very attractive?? (isn't that the same thing? I never understand it when women say this)

As for Morrissey, I'd fancy him myself, and I'm not even a queerhawk

 

[Catwoman]

It says he loves ghetto booty

I'm from a housing estate near Birmingham, does that count as 'ghetto'?

 

[mark]

i dont understand what she sees in these creeps

HAHAHA! you guys will be together forever man.... thats beautiful... (cries)

 

[egg_]

Mrs. egg_ fancies George Clooney and Johnny Depp. Oh, Colin Firth as Darcy in Pride and Prejudice (but not in anything else) and Russell Crowe in Gladiator (but not anything else)

In general she likes her men handsome, decisive, strong and tough. What it says about me is I have to work hard to keep her interested ...

 

[Jerry Twig]

Not sure what that says about me really.

It says he's got eyes

 

[Diddles]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UOgsg_pRjqo

What a giant! Went to see Type-O a few years ago and Peter Steele looked like he was playing a kids bass he's so ginormous. He drank a couple of bottles of wine over the evening, they looked like cadet bottles in his massive hands. I nearly swooned when he sang "Light My Fire' - what a voice!

 

[Yurn!]

I haven't got a bird so i wank to Monica Bellucci most nights.

 

[pete]

What a giant! Went to see Type-O a few years ago and Peter Steele looked like he was playing a kids bass he's so ginormous. He drank a couple of bottles of wine over the evening, they looked like cadet bottles in his massive hands. I nearly swooned when he sang "Light My Fire' - what a voice!

Petrus Steele's vocal talents really do shine on Race War, Jesus Hitler and the other Carnivore classics.

 

[therealjohnny]

I haven't got a bird so i wank to Monica Bellucci most nights.

yowza

 

[frona]

What the b'jaysus does this say about me

Bandit, that's a horrible pic of Nick Cave! She'll kill you! I don't think she's weird enough to be into bandito 'taches. Maybe she is though.

aww, gloomy

Acting cool

Some boy on boy!

Dee, it's youuuu! I LOVE YOUUUU!

Bleh, greasy...

 

[egg_]

Monica Bellucci
Jesus Christ, what an impossibly lovely woman. There's a picture in Empire of Beyoncé playing Diana Ross and again, the words "impossibly lovely" come to mind.
That's 2D pictures for you, innit? They never look quite as mind boggling in moving pictures - still mouthwatering, mind you

 

[MDR]

After a long discussion with my wife, she has whittled down her top 25 to only three men, all of which look like each other and look absolutely nothing like me.

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Matthew%20Broderick.jpg
http://www.hollywoodbookandposter.com/custrequests/kyletwinpeaks/index.html
http://interaktiv.vg.no/filmextra/bilder/personer/robert_downey_jr.jpg

 

[Stan Bowles]

I think this means I'm a ponce.

 

[HMD]

it looks like your avatar

 

[Stan Bowles]

it looks like your avatar

Well the picture in my avatar is me playing for QPR in the 70's, so I guess it makes sense.

 

[krystal]

I think this means I'm a ponce.

Mmm, dreamy.

 

[Pantone247]

here Kirstie, there's a better pic of him here...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Mmm, dreamy.

Are you serious?

He looks like Janet Street Porter.