When I was a kid.. (1 Viewer)

[Scientician 0.8]

I thought every woman in America was called Martha. I also though that a zombie attack was imminent. I also thought that the moon was the reflection of the earth. and I thought that true love never died.

 

[Froog]

i thought lasers were the only true form of magic.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I thought every woman in America was called Martha. I also though that a zombie attack was imminent. I also thought that the moon was the reflection of the earth. and I thought that true love never died.

Did you think you'd never own a Renault?

 

[Goodbye]

my first word was meh

 

[Jelly_Block]

My Dad gave out to my brother for putting lemon juice in my eye saying " he's half dead", I didn't ride my bike for over a year in case I fell off and became, fully dead.

 

[pete]

i thought white people spoke english and black people spoke irish

true story

 

[Squiggle]

I stuck round beads up my younger brother's nose - I have no idea why. Dad had to use a tweezers to get them out.

 

[cpr]

I thought the nearest country to Ireland was Argentina cos I heard Don't cry for me Argentina when we were driving passed the beach so logically put two and two together...

 

[Unicron]

When I was a kid the phrase was "when I were a lad."

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

When I was a kid the phrase was "when I were a lad."

Did you grow up in a Hovis commercial?

 

[Corey]

I also thought that the moon was the reflection of the earth.

I had that one too.

I also thought that the Power station out east wall was a Tayto factory.

 

[Mitchum]

I was mad afrared of getting a chase off the Coolockers.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I thought the nearest country to Ireland was Argentina cos I heard Don't cry for me Argentina when we were driving passed the beach so logically put two and two together...

I couldnt understand why all the english telly had christmas/easter stuff, as I had picked up along the way somehow that prods werent christian. I figured it was a special broadcast for the benifit of the paddies. This impression wasnt helped by someone(I vaugely suspect a certain insane primary school teacher) telling me
that protestants drank tea in mass.

I subsequently bit said teacher on the face. she used to make all the kids kiss her at the end of the day, and the young raz was having none of it. This would be a great foreshadowing sort of story if I eventually became a man who did great things, instead of just another beardy quasi-arty dublin muso.

 

[cpr]

I couldnt understand why all the english telly had christmas/easter stuff, as I had picked up along the way somehow that prods werent christian. I figured it was a special broadcast for the benifit of the paddies. This impression wasnt helped by someone(I vaugely suspect a certain insane primary school teacher) telling me
that protestants drank tea in mass.

I subsequently bit said teacher on the face. she used to make all the kids kiss her at the end of the day, and the young raz was having none of it. This would be a great foreshadowing sort of story if I eventually became a man who did great things, instead of just another beardy quasi-arty dublin muso.

She MADE you kiss her?you wouldn't away with that nowadays!You are THE MAN who does great things.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

She MADE you kiss her?you wouldn't away with that nowadays!You are THE MAN who does great things.

yeah, simpler times I guess. We also had a principle who threatened to cut our fingers off with a garden shears if we didnt keep quiet. The joys of the laois countryside!!

 

[cpr]

yeah, simpler times I guess. We also had a principle who threatened to cut our fingers off with a garden shears if we didnt keep quiet. The joys of the laois countryside!!

Ah Laois...

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I was mad afrared of getting a chase off the Coolockers.

Northside Shopping Centre was an intimidating place without an adult, no mistake.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

That place was the antechamber of Hell.

 

[Mitchum]

Northside Shopping Centre was an intimidating place without an adult, no mistake.

Even Tommy's Wonderland Of Value!

 

[cpr]

Even Tommy's Wonderland Of Value!

wonderland of death