Whats your ideal job? (2 Viewers)

[ann post]

freight train driver in the states,im forever watching train nerd videos on youtube
fucking amazing.failing that i'd settle for being a train hopping hobo.

i hope you've seen this before. showing up in the morning and turning this yoke on and just watching it wouldn't be bad.

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i cant think of an ideal job yet.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'd also like to set up a rival to the Club Reflex chain

http://www.reflexbars.co.uk/

mine would have better 80's music and a strict no stag do's or hen parties policy, unless I know them and they're sound

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i hope you've seen this before. showing up in the morning and turning this yoke on and just watching it wouldn't be bad.

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i cant think of an ideal job yet.

they should have prisoners laying those yokes by hand

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

ann post - i had'nt seen that video before,nice one.shaneys got a point though,get the lads out of the joy for a few hours and let them lay track.

 

[ratmonkey]

I would like to be a ninja.

 

[egg_]

I'd like Tom Waits's job. Or Kate Bush's. Failing that ... maybe Kurt Vonnegut's, seeing as he's dead

 

[David Kronenbourg]

alcoholic ex-cop turned P.I.

 

[Squiggle]

alcoholic ex-cop turned P.I.

As far as I can remember that was Shaney's job

My idea job would be varied and involve working outdoors. The job I most enjoyed was when I worked in an architectural salvage yard when I was about 16. Every day was different. Some days we'd be off on the lorry to pick up stuff, others would be sent cleaning and sorting, selling bits here and there. Cleaning bricks; cleaning, checking and sorting slates; quantifying timber flooring; pulling up flooring - wood, tiles, even cobblestones; mixing lime mortar and lime dashing... all out in whatever weather was being thrown at us (although, when it was really bad we'd hide in the shed and re-quantify the timber or something). If I could do that and get paid my current salary I'd be a happy bunny.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

what about wife and mother?

 

[Pedronimus]

Visiting these places would be my idea of heaven.

You can have my job then. There's not much beauty in the factories I go to. Except maybe when you're in a plant that uses liquid nitrogen and the tanks start venting, around dusk when there's noone about. Then there's a cool eerie fog running along the ground. Actually factories with conveyor systems are cool too. Just watching stuff going from one machine to the other and being arranged into order is (oddly) nice.

I hate my job though. Cutting grass FTW.

 

[washingcattle]

You can have my job then. There's not much beauty in the factories I go to. Except maybe when you're in a plant that uses liquid nitrogen and the tanks start venting, around dusk when there's noone about. Then there's a cool eerie fog running along the ground. Actually factories with conveyor systems are cool too. Just watching stuff going from one machine to the other and being arranged into order is (oddly) nice.

I hate my job though. Cutting grass FTW.

Sweet I'm there. You can have my sitting in a van occaisionally delivering furniture job (actually I kind of like that job)

 

[Carlow Punks!]

Working in IT...so I can pretend to work, but really spend half my day on a music-related message board.

 

[shower another shower]

I worked in a factory making cartoons for years. spent the whole time, not thinkng at all, listing to deadly music on headphones, and nipping out during breaks and lunch to smoke a quick bowl.

 

[Lili Marlene]

You worked? sucker.

 

[shower another shower]

yup, before I got a bit of cop on.

edit: though, I'd hardly call it work.

 

[GO]

I just want to die already

 

[shower another shower]

I just want to die already

get it together, man! get to the bottom of it!

 

[shower another shower]

tell you the truth, only real job I ever had was boxing groceries at the supermarket 25 years ago. even then, I was popping lsd every day, having a laugh and taking my responsibility in earnest.

 

[-Smegma-]

Jizz mopper.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

boob inspector