what's the coolest way to escape from prison? (1 Viewer)

[broken arm]

I'd fuck my way out of prison.


or get me bird to carry in one of these in a cake and crash through the glass ceiling a la willy wonka and the cocoa factory

 

[ICUH8N]

How did the A-team escape?

 

[george mcfly]

Juicy Fruit?

hit me Chief! i got the moves!!

 

[ernesto]

fuck that. construct a hot air balloon ala Maguyver

 

[La La]

fuck that. construct a hot air balloon ala Maguyver

out of elastic bands and sticky tape?.|..|

 

[ernesto]

out of elastic bands and sticky tape?.|..|

and a bunch of lights/ spray cans. make a basket out ouf inmates bones and the ballon from sheets. shazzam!!

now, who wants to race round the world with me!?

well get as far as the closest tree/ telepgraph pole.

i think ill be doin a hot-air balloon thing in egypt later. cant wait. i hope i dont die.... well that or the terrorist will get me

 

[It Will Never Last]

I see some of you are still struggling with this...

Its Steve McQueen on a fucking motorbike.

FUCK. SAKE.

 

[It Will Never Last]

 

[Squiggle]

Digging a long, well planned, tunnel that comes up just outside the fence and out of reach of the lights so that everyone can escape with you!

It just has to be the best!

 

[Wilbert]

Which one was the one they called 'vinegar-tits'?

 

[Catwoman]

Which one was the one they called 'vinegar-tits'?

Here she is peeping at Frankie.

She went on to play Alf Stewart's God-bothering sister Celia in Home and Away:

 

[Lord Damian]

oddly enough i had a prison break dream last night. i think you'll all agree the best plan is to shoot the World War 2 German guards with their own submachine-guns which don't fire visible bullets but which kill them anyways, strip them of their uniforms and then attempt to bury them in a part of the yard which DOESN'T somehow keep turning into a cement floored closet.

harder than it sounds.

 

[Lord Damian]

shit, you said "coolest", not "best".

oh, well....motorcycle jump thru a hoop of fire, into the arms of Keith Richards on board his ninja-pirate ship. and from there on to conquest of the free world, with guitar solos as your weapon and heroin to dull the screams of the trampled.

or a teleporter.