what's the coolest way to escape from prison? (2 Viewers)

[Doctor Muscles]

Forgot about escape to victory too: Organise a football match. With Sylvestor Stallone.

 

[Yurn!]

Forgot about escape to victory too: Organise a football match. With Sylvestor Stallone.

Pro.

 

[ICUH8N]

Stallone again...

He's looking like a strong choice...

 

[La La]

rememebr when nick cage had to wear these in that max security prison in Face Off?

hate that

 

[Yurn!]

Stallone again...

He's looking like a strong choice...

PM'd him there.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

PM'd him there.

I'd go with Richard Gear. Stallone is too thick to think on his feet.

 

[Yurn!]

I'd go with Richard Gear. Stallone is too thick to think on his feet.

If the guards are women or Winona Ryder, Gere's a shoe-in.

 

[ICUH8N]

 

[Yurn!]

Bea Smith. Cotal Tunt.

 

[Spam Javelin]

Good behaviour and a genuine interest in rehabilitating yourself will be looked upon kindly by the authorities, who in turn will perhaps reduce your sentence, thus enabling you to "escape" from prison.

 

[It Will Never Last]

You people disappoint me.

Its not called The Great Escape for nothing...

 

[Catwoman]

The worst prison escape ever: the one in one of those 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' where this one bribes the prison gravedigger to bury her in a coffin and dig her up later. So she's in the coffin for ages wondering where this gravedigger is, she flicks on her lighter to discover... the grave digger's in the coffin with her!

 

[It Will Never Last]

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[Doctor Muscles]

The worst prison escape ever: the one in one of those 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' where this one bribes the prison gravedigger to bury her in a coffin and dig her up later. So she's in the coffin for ages wondering where this gravedigger is, she flicks on her lighter to discover... the grave digger's in the coffin with her!

That's where the 'one inch punch' comes into play.

 

[hanley]

perfect
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[c0De_n1NjA]

i liked hannibal lecter's cutting off the gaurds face and putting it on your own trick, but i don't think i'd have the stomach for it.


File in a cake?

 

[classic seanc]

what do people think of those lads who were picked up from the 'Joy in a hijacked helicopter?

posh fucks.

The story goes that when the prison guards saw the men climbing up the rope ladder to the helicoptor, one of them ran across the yard, waving his arms and screaming "CLOSE THE GATES!!! CLOSE THE GATES!!!!"

idiot.

 

[george mcfly]

i'd fake being a nutter so i'd get sent to a mental hospital

 

[Yurn!]

i'd fake being a nutter so i'd get sent to a mental hospital

Juicy Fruit?

 

[classic seanc]

A mate whose a nurse told me a tale about a prisoner who came into the hopital claiming he'd swallowed a bunch of razorblades. He was real angry and wouldn't let anyone go near him..

They took an x-ray of him and sure enough, you could see all these razor blades on the x-ray.

Then one of the nurses noticed that actually, he had sellotaped razor blades to his back, so they'd look on the x-ray that he'd swallowed them.. He said he'd seen it on ER.