what's the coolest way to escape from prison? (1 Viewer)

[La La]

hmmm.......

 

[La La]

this was supposed to be a poll, but the poll seems to have disappeared.
God.

there must be some cool ways though. i think i'd get a jet-pack smuggled in, climb onto the roof and blast off into freedom.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Some sort of trampoline related mishap.

 

[hanley]

i saw a film called the story of ricky recently
he escaped from prison by killing all the corrupt guards and then punching a huge hole in the wall and walking out

 

[Rogue]

i saw a film called the story of ricky recently
he escaped from prison by killing all the corrupt guards and then punching a huge hole in the wall and walking out

Did it star Chuck Norris?

 

[hanley]

Did it star Chuck Norris?

nope, an all aisan cast
loads of head crushing and fixing wounds by tying ripped veins and muscles.
i highly recomend it

 

[frona]

Well it's not having the architectural drawings of the prison tattooed on your brother's chest anyway.

I'd say human pyramid.

 

[Janer]

If it's an open prison it's walking out

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i'd take a plank of wood from my bed and rest one end on the window sill of my cell and the other on a sturdy branch of a nearby tree. i'd then climb out the window, cross over the plank and shinny down the tree to freedom.

 

[Yurn!]

I don't know but i do know it would have me storing something my anus at least once.

 

[hanley]

I don't know but i do know it would have me storing something my anus at least once.

store yourself up a visitors anus

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Forgot about the midnight express route to freedom: sturggle with warden/would be bum rapist, throw him into the wall, impaling his head on a coat peg, nick his uniform then walk back to America.

 

[La La]

what do people think of those lads who were picked up from the 'Joy in a hijacked helicopter?

posh fucks.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Initiate a core meltdown.
Use the ensuing chaos/confusion to escape, roundhouse kicking any guards who get in your way.

 

[Stereobaby]

that magnet lad in X-men 2 = best escape ever.

 

[La La]

brianoak could just melt the walls like wax with a guitar solo and step on out.

 

[Wavioli]

first Id ninja the bars off my cell, then I'd ninja the face off the cell warden, guard dog, prison strong-man, les dennis, hulk hogan, more guard dogs, ice-cream man, and ninja granny thus gaining my freedom to exact my revenge on Derek Davis.

 

[Wavioli]

that magnet lad in X-men 2 = best escape ever.

you mean most dubious escape ever...

 

[La La]

do you think showing the prison guards this thread would be a good way to distract them while grabbing their keys and legging it towards the door?

 

[ICUH8N]

I'd get Richard Gere to prove my innocence. Or maybe Laura Linney.